Re: For "Petem"

["Petem" <petem001@xxxxxxxxx>]

Knew this one..but its always a pleasure to read..!


"Frank Olson" <Use_the_email_links@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> a écrit dans le
message de news: 6oJah.385462$R63.100810@xxxxxxxxxxxx
> Petem wrote:
>> Nice ;-)
>
>
> An old Jewish couple, Morris and his wife Esther, went to the state fair
> every year, and every year Morris would say, "Esther, I 'd like to ride in
> that helicopter".
> Esther always replied, "I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is fifty
> dollars -- and fifty dollars is fifty dollars".
>
> One year Esther and Morris went to the fair, and Morris said, "Esther, I'm
> 85 years old. If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another
> chance."
>
> Esther replied, "Morris that helicopter is fifty dollars -- and fifty
> dollars is fifty dollars".
>
> The pilot overheard the couple and said, "Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll
> take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride
> and not say a word I won't charge you! But if you say one word, it's fifty
> dollars."
>
> Morris and Esther agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of
> fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard. He did his daredevil tricks
> over and over again, but still not a word. When they landed, the pilot
> turned to Morris and said, "By golly, I did everything I could to get you
> to yell out, but you didn't. I'm impressed!"
>
> Morris replied, "Well, to tell you the truth, I almost said something when
> my Esther fell out, but you know -- fifty dollars is fifty dollars."