Re: For "Petem"

["Petem" <petem001@xxxxxxxxx>]

Nice ;-)


"Frank Olson" <Use_the_email_links@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> a écrit dans le
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> There once was a powerful Japanese emperor who needed a new chief samurai.
> So he sent out a declaration throughout the entire known world that he was
> searching for a chief.
>
> A year passed, and only three people applied for the very demanding
> position: a Japanese samurai, a Chinese samurai, and a Jewish samurai.
>
> The emperor asked the Japanese samurai to come in and demonstrate why he
> should be the chief samurai. The Japanese samurai opened a matchbox, and
> out popped a bumblebee. Whoosh! went his sword. The bumblebee dropped
> dead, chopped in half.
>
> The emperor exclaimed, "That is very impressive!"The emperor then issued
> the same challenge to the Chinese samurai, to come in and demonstrate why
> he should be chosen. The Chinese samurai also opened a matchbox and out
> buzzed a fly. Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, whoosh! The fly dropped dead,
> chopped into four small pieces.
>
> The emperor exclaimed, "That is very impressive!"
>
> Now the emperor turned to the Jewish samurai, and asked him to demonstrate
> why he should be the chief samurai. The Jewish Samurai opened a matchbox,
> and out flew a gnat. His flashing sword went Whoosh! But the gnat was
> still alive and flying around.
>
> The emperor, obviously disappointed, said, "Very ambitious, but why is
> that gnat not dead?"
>
> The Jewish Samurai just smiled and said, "Circumcision is not meant to
> kill."