Re: another newbie, what to do with this Brinks alarm system?

["Everywhere Man" <alarminstall@xxxxxxx>]

G. Morgan wrote:
> On 3 Nov 2006 15:06:36 -0800, "Everywhere Man" <alarminstall@xxxxxxx>
> wrote:
>
> >Brinks only uses EOL's for fire and heat sensors. The keypad and panel
> >are worthless to the OP.
> >FWIW, Brinks charges $26.99 per month on system takeovers ($31.99 with
> >warranty) and offers a 1 year contract so don't get all warm and fuzzy
> >feeling this guy is spending a dime to protect his home.
> >All of the Brinks negatives aside look at what this guy is saying. He
> >lives in a nice neighborhood, so the house wasn't cheap, he's having a
> >hard time justifying $27 a month for family safety, and he's making the
> >world aware of this on his $1000.00 computer which accesses the
> >internet for probably $25 a month.
> >Talk about having fucked up priorities.
>
>
> Yeah, instead he should pay you $40/month, and a what.. $500
> activation fee.  So you can slap a Vista 10P in and he can sleep
> better at night knowing he PAID for security?  All the while you laugh
> your way to the bank and probably back-charge the installer for
> something you didn't like. <

Or maybe he can call your company and oops wait, I forgot, you don't
have a company, and you're begging for information on how to open one.
I'm guessing your desire for self-employment is due to the inability to
secure employment outside of being the goofball in a dunking booth.
With all of your personalities do you get a group discount at the
psychiatrist office, or is it just a flat rate?
Being Friday one can only assume you received your allowance so we
should expect the "Graham in a drunken stupor" parade to start shortly,
followed by "Graham's Drunk Dialing Marathon".

This week's contestants are:

Frank Olson (poor Frank. I know it's going to be Frank. Turn the ringer
OFF Frank)

PeteM (who he can share political beliefs with in 2 different
languages)

Jack Stevens (he doesn't have Jack's number but anyone who answers
whatever number he dials for Jack will suffice)

Jim Rojas (to discuss the economic contributions of the Latino
community in the South, and how he admires Jim for overcoming being a
Puerto Rican and opening a business non-bodega oriented)

Robert Bass (who Graham will ask spiritual advice from, and then redial
ten minutes later calling his wife illegal, to be followed by another
call claiming he never called at all, to be followed by a post in here
accusing Bass of calling him)

Suicide Prevention (who will put Graham on hold after he threatens to
swallow a bottle of Flintstone Vitamins)

and Allan Waghalter (because with a name like Waghalter it's a slam
dunk finding him in a phone book)

Winners to receive round trip tickets to Radio Shack where they can buy
a Caller ID.