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Important news for Bob LaLonde



Bob,
       Bass' email provider has kidnapped his answering machine, and
refuses to let messages through until his nephew hands over the
blueprints to that top-secret computer program he designed about 5 yrs
ago. Bass' pals at NASA are trying to help locate the messages with the
GPS system that Bass helped develop.

On the bright side, Bass was sipping on a tall glass of chilled honey
roasted plantanos juice, and nibbling on free-range magpie chalupas
dipped in guava jelly during negotiations with the kidnappers. After
the call he, and 14,000 of his closest friends joined hands and went
dancing throughout the streets of Rio while chanting ancient sex spells
used by Incan warriors to court sheep.


Bob La Londe wrote:
> "Robert L Bass" <sales@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
>
> > If you need a good distributor for Napco, give me a call.  I'll
> > put you in touch with my rep.
>
>
> I left a message.
>
>
> --
> The Security Consultant
> Bob La Londe - Owner
> 849 S Ave C
> Yuma, Az 85364
>
> (928)782-9765 ofc
> (928)782-7873 fax



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