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Re: test
Petem wrote:
> you seem to have a problem,here we got the confession of Mark Leuck about
> his homosexuality and group moderator told us he ,in fact ,is Bass.....
>
> you missed a lot of stuff!!
>
> Did I mention that Roland told us he used to date a French woman and she
> dumped him? that's why he is so mad against French speaking people...(she
> went with a Mexican....)
>
> ;-)
>
>
> "BDEBJ" <biteme@xxxxxxxxxxx> a =E9crit dans le message de news:
> 4595a010$0$5276$4c368faf@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
> > have not received any new messages since dec 19th....?
> >
The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... Very well, where
do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie
owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for
buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with
webbed feet. My father would womanize; he would drink. He would make
outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he
would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that
only the genius possess and the insane lament... My childhood was
typical: summers in Rangoon... luge lessons... In the spring, we'd make
meat helmets... When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and
beaten with reeds - pretty standard, really. At the age of 12, I
received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Wilma
ritualistically shaved my testicles - there really is nothing like a
shorn scrotum - it's quite breathtaking... I suggest you try it.
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