Re: test

["Jim" <alarminex@xxxxxxx>]

Petem wrote:
> you seem to have a problem,here we got the confession of Mark Leuck about
> his homosexuality and group moderator told us he ,in fact ,is Bass.....
>
> you missed a lot of stuff!!
>
> Did I mention that Roland told us he used to date a French woman and she
> dumped him? that's why he is so mad against French speaking people...(she
> went with a Mexican....)
>
> ;-)

Well, OK. Since everyone is confessing, I guess it's time to reveal who
I am.

My mother was a nun and my father was a priest. I've been held captive
in
a monestery all my life. Every time I try to escape, they hunt me down
and
torture me by making me participate in this Newsgroup.

My real name is William Graham. They call me Billy around here.

No  no ...... wait a minute. That's not me. That's somebody else I
know.

Actually, my story begins before I was born.
My father was up in Alaska trying to find gold. As the
story goes, one night he was in a bar and someone
challanged him by asking if he wanted to be initiated
as a true Eskomo. He accepted and they told him
that he had to perform 3 tasks.He had to drink a quart
of whiskey without stopping for a breath. He had to
screw an Eskomo woman and wrestle a Kodiac bear.

He drank the bottle of whiskey, then left the bar to
complete the other two tasks. A few hours later, he
returned to the bar all scractched, cut up and bleeding
and shouted with a slur, OK where's that Eskomo
woman I'm supposed to wrestle?




My mother was that bear.