Re: Moose panels

["Petem" <petem001@xxxxxxxxx>]

"Jim" <alarminex@xxxxxxx> a écrit dans le message de news:
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> Crash Gordon wrote:
>> Hey Mark...
>>
>> In Alaska dumb laws:
>>   a.. Moose may not be viewed from an airplane.
>
> So ......no one can sit in a window seat or at any rate, leave the
> shade up.
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> Or does that mean if a moose in in an airplane, that you can't look at
> it?
>
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>>   b.. It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving
>> airplane.
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> So if it were possible to get a Moose into a helicopter, it would be
> alright to push him out while it was hovering?
>
> Or .... if you had a hunting license and shot the moose first and then
> ......
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> ( By the way, how would you get a moose into an airplane to begin with?
> Even if he'd fit through the hatch, certainly he'd take at least three
> seats
> and his antlers would hit the overhead. And we wont even consider
> sitting
> behind him and trying to see the movie or his use of the rest room.)
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>
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>>   c.. It is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose.
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> I've fed alcoholic beverages to a few pigs in my time ..... why would a
>
> moose be any exception?
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Cause they act bad when drunk,they don't have any humour sense,and the worst
is that if they know you work in the alarm business they will tell you that
any trained primate can do you job..