Re: Moose panels

["Jim" <alarminex@xxxxxxx>]

Crash Gordon wrote:
> Hey Mark...
>
> In Alaska dumb laws:
>   a.. Moose may not be viewed from an airplane.

So ......no one can sit in a window seat or at any rate, leave the
shade up.

Or does that mean if a moose in in an airplane, that you can't look at
it?


>   b.. It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving
> airplane.

So if it were possible to get a Moose into a helicopter, it would be
alright to push him out while it was hovering?

Or .... if you had a hunting license and shot the moose first and then
......

( By the way, how would you get a moose into an airplane to begin with?
Even if he'd fit through the hatch, certainly he'd take at least three
seats
and his antlers would hit the overhead. And we wont even consider
sitting
behind him and trying to see the movie or his use of the rest room.)



>   c.. It is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose.

I've fed alcoholic beverages to a few pigs in my time ..... why would a

moose be any exception?