Re: Controlled Entry - Utah

["alarman" <alarman2000@xxxxxxxxx>]

"Crash Gordon" <webmaster@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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> Welp this was a good one. Saturday I spent a few hours on it, like I said,
> reprogrammed the ancient Essex (goofy) keypad and got that relay tripping.
> Today, I got really pissed at it (after using WD40) and I literally kicked
> it (the sliding gate). I then was showing my helper that the keypad relay
> was closing but not the gate (I had my back to the gate now), he says;
> you've been drinking dood...turn around! The freeking gate is now working!
> My kick must have forced the gate run out switches into correct alignment.
> SHEESH. I guesss sometimes there's nothing like a good impact-adjustment
> :-)
>
> What's REALLY nice is NOW I can bill the client for the all hours I've
> spend
> on the damn thing.


I can see the invoice now...

Programming and adjustment, $100.00
3 squirts WD40, N/C
one kick, $50.00
Knowing where to kick, $200.00
Total: $350.00
No warranty.
js