Re: Why didn't you install my alarm when promised?

["Mark Leuck" <m..leuck@xxxxxxxxxxx>]

"Bill" <bill190nospam@xxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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> Many moons ago, I worked for an alarm company which specialized in
> *extremely* concealed wiring for home systems.
>
> We had a new install job where the customer left us the key to his house,
> then went away on a trip. We spent a week installing his system while he
was
> away. Then left the system un-armed as he did not know his code, how to
use
> it, etc.
>
> When the customer returned from his trip, he called the office and was
quite
> pissed off. He said "Why didn't you install my alarm when you said you
> would? I just came home and not a thing has been done."
>
> We assured him we *did* install his system and spent a week doing it. He
> called us a bunch of liars! So we went out and placed the system in
audible
> test mode, then had him open various doors and windows. The buzzer would
> stop each time he opened a door or window. He was amazed! He then wanted
us
> to show him where the contacts and wiring were and how we did it.
>
> When we installed the contacts in the windows, there was dust and dead
bugs
> at the bottom of the windows. We cleaned this stuff away, installed the
> contacts and wiring, then added glue over that, then sprinkled dust back
> over the whole works along with a few dead bugs every here and there. So
you
> could not tell there were any contacts or wiring. Looked like the window
had
> not been touched in years!

You put the dust and dead bugs BACK???