Re: Pick up lines

["Bob La Londe" <usenet@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

"Bob Worthy" <securinc@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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> "Frank Olson" <Please-use-the-email-links@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in
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> > I was listening to Rock 101 the other day while driving between service
> > calls.  They spent about five minutes going through pick-up lines (some
of
> > which I'd heard before).  Here's a few that I hadn't (the first one had
my
> > wife "in stitches" for a good five minutes).
> >
> >
> > "Just call me Milk."  When she asks why, the response is:  "'Cause I do
> your
> > body goooo-ood".
> >
> > "Do you believe in love-at-first-sight?  Or do you want me to walk by
> > again?"
> >
> > "Your parents must've been aliens, 'cause it's the only way I can
explain
> > how someone as beautiful as you wound up on this planet."
> >
> > "Sure, I may not be the best lookin' guy here, but I'm the only one
> talkin'
> > to you!"
>
> "Hi, Iam RLB, I am the reason You Do It Yourself"
> >


"Sometimes when the stress gets to be too much I just have to take somebody
out in the desert and kill them.  So, you want to go out?"  I only know of
once where this line was actually tried... AND IT WORKED.


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Bob La Londe
www.YumaBassMan.com