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"Wanted.  A wife for a well seasoned, American, "Tom Cruise" look-alike.
Are you a young, statuesque, *near sighted*, brunette that speaks English
and has some computer skills?  Do you have relatives in Bahia with an extra
room in their house complete with a high speed internet connection and VOIP
service for extended vacations?  Do you like the thought of living on the
American gulf coast replete with sunny weather and intermittent robust
off-shore breezes (bordering on 75 mph)?  Well, my name's Robert Bass and
I'm waiting for you to phone.  Call me between the hours of 10:00 and 5:00
(I frequently answer the phone after those hours too)!!"