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Re: FREE Home Security System + Free Installation



Bob La Londe wrote:
> "Stanley Barthfarkle" <sbarth@xxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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>
>>Need to replace all those blue yards signs with ones that say "I'm a
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> Moron".
>
> Um, ok, one two conditions.
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> 1.    You explain how having a sign that says, "Stanley is a Moron," will
> deter somebody breaking into my house.

How about "Stanley is a Moron with a .45 under his pillow and a really
mean dog"??


>
> 2.    You promise not to sue me.


OK... I promise not to sue you.


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