Re: What the Duck is going on here?

[Frank Olson <Use_the_email_links@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

Nomen Nescio wrote:
> Frank Olson said:
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>>Could be anytime.  Right now they're culling two "duck farms" in the
>>Fraser Valley because of bird flu...  That's something like 250,000
>>ducks and geese...  So far, they haven't found a "sonicduck", but then,
>>the cull's just started...  :-)
>
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> Sonicduck has been infected with the H5N7 "Dumbass" virus.  There is no
> known cure.
>


"Culling" isn't exactly a cure.  They "herd" all the ducks into a large
tent, seal it up and fill it with CO2.  As for identifying "SonicDuck's"
carcass afterwards, I figure the ADT sticker on his chest will probably
be a "dead give-away".