Re: Eight and a Half Hour Monitoring Service - Dirt Cheap

["Crash Gordon" <webmaster@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

The next step they usually take *before* calling for help is pry open the
panel (because they lost the last 6 keys I mailed them (for free) is to rip
all the wiring apart. Then I get the call that:  *you* need to come out and
repair *your* alarm for free because it kept me up all night.

Yah...a 900 number would be great !! Then I could keep them on the phone for
about an hour and yes... go out and repair the panel for *free* :-)


"R.H.Campbell" <rh.campbell@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
news:-4qdnVPOG8dGPHbfRVn-3g@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
> It also means, RTFM.....:))
>
> RHC
>
> "Crash Gordon" <webmaster@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
> news:JbMGe.13$A53.7505@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
>> That's my Help line for locals....$45 per minute and I'll answer any
>> stupid question you got.
>>
>> Example call at 3am Sunday night:
>> Hi, I have an alarm you guys installed in my house 10 years ago. We're
>> not hooked up to your service. *Your* alarm is chirping and says Low
>> Battery on the keypad. What does that mean?
>>
>>> It means you're a feeking idiot and a cheapskate too.
>
>
>