Re: Eight and a Half Hour Monitoring Service - Dirt Cheap

["Crash Gordon" <webmaster@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

That's my Help line for locals....$45 per minute and I'll answer any stupid
question you got.

Example call at 3am Sunday night:
Hi, I have an alarm you guys installed in my house 10 years ago. We're not
hooked up to your service. *Your* alarm is chirping and says Low Battery on
the keypad. What does that mean?

> It means you're a feeking idiot and a cheapskate too.


"Doug L" <vssdoug@xxxxxxx> wrote in message
news:ktFGe.159220$go.67066@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
> Get a 900 or 976 number and charge by the signal
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> Doug L
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> "Crash Gordon" <webmaster@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
> news:9BsGe.11$HV3.2359@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
>> Yah well...I got a betta idear...monitoring on demand...install HID
>> reader to read credik cards at the clients...pay by the hour or even the
>> minute!
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>> :-)
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>> "Bob La Londe" <usenet@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
>> news:0bWdnf_svP_EBHTfRVn-1A@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
>>> Figuring that the bulk of burglaries happen only during certian times of
>>> day we can offer discount monitoring only during those peak hours.
>>>
>>> (Man this is a great gig.  Only have to work 8 1/2 hrs a week.  Wish I
>>> had thought of htis years ago.  I wonder if I can get that wino I saw
>>> down on the river to stay sober and cover for me next week so I can take
>>> a vacation?)
>>>
>>> Oops.  Did I type that out loud?
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> --
>>> Bob La Londe
>>> http://www.YumaBassMan.com
>>>
>>>
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