Re: HELP!! Need answers for test!!!

["Bass' Helper" <alarminstall@xxxxxxx>]

Since Robert is busy thinking of new ways to annoy people he has asked
me, his trusted helper, to answer your questions like only Bass can.

Gator wrote:
> 1. What is the optimum induced ac voltage on alarm
> circuits?a)2.0,b)1.0,c)0.5 or d)0.1 volts?<

The correct answer is Hamburgers


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> 2.What is the unit of measure for attenuation for a cable?a)volts,
> b)decilels, c)Amps or d)Watts?<

The correct answer is - Popups

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> 3.A detector installed in a residence that would meet U.L. requirements
> would be...a)Extent 1, b)Extent 2, c)Basic, or d)Perimeter?<

Ok, this is a tough one. I gotta say the correct answer is - Olson's a
Counter clerk

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> 4.During troubleshooting, the voltage should be checked...a)under max
> load, b)Normal operation, c)switches in test or d)switches open?<

Troubleshooting? Is this supposed to be funny? I'm Robert Bass. I never
have trouble. Only those morons from the IB have trouble. My clients
possess the tools and modicum of skills necessary to avoid trouble. How
dare you ask such a question. You sir are way out of line, and the
level of offense has risen to it's apex.

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> 5.What type of branch circuit should be avoided for powering security
> systems...a)G.F.I., b)lighting, c)Gen Purpose or d)Laundry room?<

I just received a call informing me the correct answer was kidnapped
earlier this morning by squeegie armed Guadalupan midgets. I suspect
Bob Worthy and the ECLB cronies are behind this.


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> 6.To what height above the floor must wiring be protected...6,7,8 or 10
> feet?<

I'd have to say the answer is - partially kosher, but mostly born
again.


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> 7.What is the minimum temp variance needed to trip a passive infrared
> motion detector...1,2,3 or 4 degrees?<

InfraRED? RED? Excuse me, who are you calling red? I'm PINK!

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> 8.In a 12 volt system, what voltage should be read across a closed
> switch with a 6k ohm resistor?<

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