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Re: Napco 1000 panel



"Jim Rojas" <jrojas@xxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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> The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart
> 50° Fahrenheit (10° C)
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> . New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.
> . Canadians plant gardens.
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> 40° Fahrenheit (4.4° C)
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> . Californians shiver uncontrollably.
> . Canadians Sunbathe.
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> 35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C)
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> . Italian Cars won't start
> . Canadians drive with the windows down
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> 32° Fahrenheit (0 ° C)
>
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> . Distilled water freezes
> . Canadian water get thicker.
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> 0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C)
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> . New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
> . Canadians have the last cookout of the season.
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> -40° Fahrenheit (-40° C)
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> . Hollywood disintegrates.
> . Canadians rent some videos.
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> -60° Fahrenheit (-51° C)
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> . Mt. St. Helens freezes.
> . Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.
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> -100° Fahrenheit (-73° C)
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> . Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
> . Canadians pull down their ear flaps.
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> -173° Fahrenheit (-114° C)
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> . Ethyl alcohol Freezes.
> . Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.
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> -460° Fahrenheit (-273° C)
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> . Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
> . Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"
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> -500° Fahrenheit (-295° C)
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> . Hell freezes over.
> . The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.

LMAO
Priceless!
js




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