Re: Napco 1000 panel

["Jim Rojas" <jrojas@xxxxxxxxxxxx>]

The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart
50° Fahrenheit (10° C)


. New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.
. Canadians plant gardens.


40° Fahrenheit (4.4° C)


. Californians shiver uncontrollably.
. Canadians Sunbathe.


35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C)


. Italian Cars won't start
. Canadians drive with the windows down


32° Fahrenheit (0 ° C)


. Distilled water freezes
. Canadian water get thicker.


0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C)


. New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
. Canadians have the last cookout of the season.


-40° Fahrenheit (-40° C)


. Hollywood disintegrates.
. Canadians rent some videos.


-60° Fahrenheit (-51° C)


. Mt. St. Helens freezes.
. Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.


-100° Fahrenheit (-73° C)


. Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
. Canadians pull down their ear flaps.


-173° Fahrenheit (-114° C)


. Ethyl alcohol Freezes.
. Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.


-460° Fahrenheit (-273° C)


. Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
. Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"


-500° Fahrenheit (-295° C)


. Hell freezes over.
. The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.






"Frank Olson" <Use_the_email_links@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
news:sZNnf.103107$ki.93147@xxxxxxxxxxx
> Jim Rojas wrote:
>> What do I look like, chopped liver? You know I have all the manuals... :)
>
>
> He knows, Jim...  He's "Canadian".  They're different.  They don't ask for
> anything.  They purchased "near new" submarines from GB.  Did they ask for
> a manual??  I'll bet *you* have one!!!  :-)