Re: Re: Sat on a Toilet Sensor ?

["Jim Franklin" <jimf@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

If the lights/fan were automated depending upon who is "sat"
in the loo, i
guess that the newly automated lighting and guidance system for loos could
be called

"Sat Nav"

On Wed, 11 Jul 2007 22:00:39 +0100, Wayne wrote
> Now that I've wiped the tears from my eyes !!!
>
> Maybe we are thinking about this the wrong way...
>
> Instead of finding out if someone had 2'ed instead of 1'ed by
> pressure sensors - women (or slightly tipsy blokes) are going to
> throw the system...
>
> Why not put a 'rotation sensor' on the toilet roll?? on the basis
> that someone is not going to be pulling yards of toilet paper when
> just mopping up from a 'p' - you get the idea??
>
> To coin a phrase from StarTrek - 'There's Klingon's on the starboard
> bow...'
>
> ;-)
> Wayne.
>
> Martin Howell wrote:
> > Hmmm, I met a guy years ago - a pilot for south african
> > airways - who told me they had this system on all the
> > planes.  He had been on flight where a _very_ fat lady had
> > sat down and completely sealed the bowl with her bum and in
> > a short space of time the vacuum in the bowl had welded her
> > to the thunder box.  Took around 4 people wedged in that
> > small space to pull her off, helped by the pilot thrusting
> > his hand between her thighs to release the vacuum.  Doesn't
> > bear thinking about.:-
> >
> > Martin
> >
> >