[OT] BOFFF - Bit of fun for Friday

["Rob Mouser" <groups@xxxxxxxxxxxx>]

A little Friday lightness:



How well do you know some of the modern social acronyms?



Apologies if any of these may apply to yourself or anyone close to you!





SINBAD - Single, no boyfriend and desperate



SNAG - Sensitive new-age guy



LOMBARD - Loads of money but a real dickhead



BOBFOC - Body off Baywatch, face off Crimewatch



MARINE - Muscles are required, intelligence not essential



WUSS - Willy useless, seldom sober



WOFTAM - Waste of time and money



BONPA - bed only, not for public appearance



MBA - mentally below average or married but available



ISA - Isn't she awful



SITCOM - Single income, two children, outrageous mortgage



ORCHID - One recent child, hideously in debt



WOTCHA - Wonderful old thing, considering his/her age

This originated from doctors notes, who also have shorthand for

GPO - Good for parts only

UBI -Unidentified beer injury

NFN - Normal for Norfolk, or more locally NFC - Normal for Colyton



Also from IT techies, computer problems described as PICNIC - problem in
chair, not in computer



Cheers



Rob



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