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Re: Best looking Node 0


  • Subject: Re: Best looking Node 0
  • From: Matthew J Keay <mjkeay@xxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Fri, 5 Nov 2004 09:54:01 +0000


. o O (women..)


Quoting Shaf Ali <shaf@xxxxxxx>:

>
> > Having trouble trying to convince SWMBO that I "NEED" a
full size rack to
> > house my computers (resorted to comparing my computer equipment
to her
> > books
> > and handbags ... bad mistake!)
>
> Are you mad ? How the hell do you expect her indoors to correlate cat5
> cables and PC's with handbags / books..... If you also mentioned shoes
and
> clothes then all I can say is that you're screwed.
>
> Never under any circumstances mention shoes... It would have been
better
> for you to have said 'Well you can move/compact some of your
'STUFF''.....

>
> NEVER use the S word (shoes) as it's a personal attack (code red)....
>
> Since you have dug yourself in deep I'd recommend you comment on how
nice
> some of her assortment of shoes are as you attempt to slyly relocate
them.
> DONT under any circumstances try to make up my trying to buy her some
> shoes / clothes ( I mean come on would you let her buy you a laptop of
her
> choice ?)....
>
> Maybe you could allocate a shelf in your rack for her shoes and tell
her
> that they will get warm for those cold winter mornings.... Failing
that
> 2morrow is Saturday so spend 5 hours of your valuable time being
> shepherded by her around the ladies department of numerous stores.
>
> Very best regards and good luck soldier.

>
>
>







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