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RE: handy hint



Never

When on client site, reach down to unplug your laptop and grab the wrong
plug and unplug the server that you have been working on for 2 days!!

Ben

-----Original Message-----
From: Matthew Norman [mailto:mafiu@xxxxxxx]
Sent: 25 February 2003 12:06
To: ukha_d@xxxxxxx
Subject: Re: [ukha_d] handy hint


If after rewiring your house, when putting down the last floorboard and
the penultimate nail, and you hit your thumb with the hammer NEVER bang
in the last nail in temper.

It will ALWAYS go through the
Gasmain/heatingpipes/waterpipes/backbonetonode0/mains.  Sometimes it
will go through several of these services at the same time, thus sending
too much voltage down low voltage cables thus giving you the excuse to
buy more expensive replacement equipment.

Matthew

----- Original Message -----
From: "Ben McCormack" <ben.mccormack@xxxxxxx>
To: <ukha_d@xxxxxxx>
Sent: Tuesday, February 25, 2003 11:02 AM
Subject: RE: [ukha_d] handy hint


> Never ever...
>
> Try to place your hand on what you think is a selaed can of paint to
> stedy yourself, only to find out that it was not sealed and you have
> just put you hand in a can of paint!!!!
>
>
> Ben
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Stuart Booth [mailto:lists@xxxxxxx]
> Sent: 25 February 2003 10:50
> To: ukha_d@xxxxxxx
> Subject: Re: [ukha_d] handy hint
>
>
> On Mon, 24 Feb 2003 22:56:54 +0000, Steve Cuthbertson
> <steve@xxxxxxx> wrote:
>
> >Today I can add another..
> >When grasping and pulling top of stepladder to fold and move, make
> >sure
>
> >you've remembered to get off the bloody thing.. I surfed from the
> >hall into the kitchen!
>
> <LOL> !
>
> How about ... dont' place one leg of stepladder on raised plinth
> before stepping onto same stepladder. I wobbled around precariously
> before jumping off to safety again.
>
> What a great thread! (for those that can receive it)
>
> S
> --
> Stuart Booth
> Somewhere in Buckinghamshire, England, UK
>
> stuart@xxxxxxx
>
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