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RE: Re: Ocupancy Detection


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  • Subject: RE: Re: Ocupancy Detection
  • From: "Mark Harrison" <Mark.Harrison@xxxxxxx>
  • Date: Thu, 4 Oct 2001 11:40:07 +0100
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Act 1, Scene 1: A house, somewhere in the UK

Him: I want to play with Home Automation
Her: What's that, dear?
Him: <Gives short, unconvincing explanation of why it's useful>
Her: <Extracts promise of dinner, champagnge and flowers in exchange for
letting him buy a Pronto>


Act 1, Scene 2: The same house, some months later

Him: How about we automate the lights as well?
Her: Why?
Him: <Mumbling....>
Her: <Extracts promise of shoes in exchange for letting him buy some
modules and an IR receiver>


Act 1, Scene 3: The same house, some months after that

Him: This is fun, but I'd like to buy a Homevision
Her: What's that?
Him: <Explains features, lies about price>
Her: <Extracts promise of ball-gown in exchange for letting him buy
Homevision>

Act 2, Scene 1: The same house, a few weeks later

Him: This Homevision is great and <accidently lets slip price>
Her: What!!!??!??!
Her: <Extracts promise of romantic weekend in retribution>

Act 2, Scene 2: The same house, a year on

Him: I'd like to wire the house with CAT5
Her: Why, how much, and tell me the truth
Him: <Explains about KAT5, his network, etc.>
Her: <Extracts sports car in exchange for permission to do this>

Act 3, Scene 1: The same house, a little later

Him: I think we should look at occupancy detection
Her: What's that
Him: Well, we each always wear these little badges when we're in the
house
Her: <Extracts promise of room in her mothers house while the "need
some
space away from each other">




Mark Harrison
Head of Systems, eKingfisher

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