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Re: OT: Pro-capitalism protest


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  • Subject: Re: OT: Pro-capitalism protest
  • From: david_guest@xxxxxxx
  • Date: Tue, 01 May 2001 13:57:57 -0000
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--- In ukha_d@y..., Mark Harrison <Mark.Harrison@e...> wrote:
> I trust you are all aware of the pro-Capitalism protest tomorrow.
>
Sent to me at work

As counteraction to the May Day Reclaim the Streets Protests the
following is proposed:
INTERNATIONAL CITY DAY OF ACTION
Next Friday will be the International City Day of Action. On this
day, we  ask you all to don your finest pinstripe, apply your
monocles, glue Mobile phone to ear and then head off down to Brighton
to disrupt as many dredlocked soap dodging men and women with dogs on
string as possible.
Plan of action:
* to picket henna tattoo stalls
* throw cheap pewter jewellery into the sea
* occupy the dole office and glue the doors shut
* throw soap and other cleansing materials at the men with dogs on
string
* dig up the road and line it with photocopies of huge salary slips
* blockade the promenade with open top sports cars
* buy up all local supplies of scrumpy, special brew, snake bite and
black and roll ups - then throw them all in the sea
Police advice to all crusties present: "Get a job you scrounging
b*stards"

No offence intended :-)



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