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Re: FLASH POINT: The START of a Story!!



On 11/21/2022 5:54 AM, ABLE1 wrote:
> On 11/20/2022 10:02 PM, Jim Davis wrote:
>> On Friday, November 18, 2022 at 8:38:29 AM UTC-5, ABLE1 wrote:
>>> On 11/17/2022 11:07 PM, Jim Davis wrote:
>>>> On Thursday, November 17, 2022 at 11:15:52 AM UTC-5, Bob La Londe
>>>> wrote:
>>>>> On 11/17/2022 9:10 AM, Bob La Londe wrote:
>>>>>> On 11/16/2022 8:08 PM, Bob La Londe wrote:
>>>>>>> On 11/4/2022 5:58 PM, Bob La Londe wrote:
>>>>>>>> On 10/24/2022 11:28 AM, Bob La Londe wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> On 10/20/2022 8:01 PM, ABLE1 wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> On 10/20/2022 9:26 PM, Jim Davis wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> On Thursday, October 20, 2022 at 5:39:44 PM UTC-4, Bob La Londe
>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> On 10/19/2022 3:55 PM, ABLE1 wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 10/19/2022 3:15 PM, Jim Davis wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Wednesday, October 19, 2022 at 12:58:40 PM UTC-4, RTS
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 10/18/2022 9:08 PM, ABLE1 wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 10/18/2022 9:15 PM, Jim Davis wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tuesday, October 18, 2022 at 8:27:54 PM UTC-4, Bob La
>>>>>>>>> Londe wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 10/18/2022 12:06 PM, Jim Davis wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tuesday, October 18, 2022 at 11:19:12 AM UTC-4, Bob
>>>>>>>>> La Londe
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 10/18/2022 5:27 AM, ABLE1 wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 10/17/2022 10:54 PM, Jim Davis wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Monday, October 17, 2022 at 10:29:49 PM UTC-4, Jim
>>>>>>>>> Davis
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Monday, October 17, 2022 at 3:28:15 PM UTC-4, Bob
>>>>>>>>> La Londe
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 10/17/2022 11:45 AM, ABLE1 wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 10/17/2022 11:34 AM, RTS wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In a land far far away there was a an outhouse
>>>>>>>>> on a hill.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ooh, "well", we know this is not going to end
>>>>>>>>> "well",
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (on a hill)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The outhouse on a hill made of cardboard and
>>>>>>>>> John had to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> go,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> but
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ... it began to rain large drops of fiery...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> After that last stop at "Taco Bell", John knew
>>>>>>>>> what he had to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> do,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Rain
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> or not....
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In a land far far away there was a an outhouse on
>>>>>>>>> a hill.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ooh, "well", we know this is not going to end
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "well",
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (on a hill)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The outhouse on a hill made of cardboard and John
>>>>>>>>> had to go,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> but ... it began to rain large drops of fiery...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> After that last stop at "Taco Bell", John knew
>>>>>>>>> what he had to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> do, Rain
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> or not....
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He had to go the the outhouse on the hill and
>>>>>>>>> relieve all the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> built up
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pressure..... before the wet cardboard walls would
>>>>>>>>> .....
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ..collapse revealing the brick shit house cloaked
>>>>>>>>> within.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> --
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bob La Londe
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> CNC Molds N Stuff
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> --
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> This email has been checked for viruses by AVG
>>>>>>>>> antivirus
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> software.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> www.avg.com
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Which the local wolf (who had huffed and puffed and
>>>>>>>>> blown
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> down the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> neighbors straw and wood shit houses down) now tried
>>>>>>>>> to "huff
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> puff and blow the brick shit house down, But,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> As the wolf inhaled to take a deep breath, he got a
>>>>>>>>> wiff of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the wind
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> coming from the shit house and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In a land far far away there was a an outhouse on a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hill.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ooh, "well", we know this is not going to end "well",
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (on a hill)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The outhouse on a hill made of cardboard and John had
>>>>>>>>> to go,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> but ... it began to rain large drops of fiery...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> After that last stop at "Taco Bell", John knew what he
>>>>>>>>> had to do,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Rain
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> or not....
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He had to go the the outhouse on the hill and relieve
>>>>>>>>> all the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> built up
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pressure..... before the wet cardboard walls would
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> .....
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ..collapse revealing the brick shit house cloaked
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> within.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Which the local wolf (who had huffed and puffed and
>>>>>>>>> blown down the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> neighbors straw and wood shit houses down) now tried
>>>>>>>>> to "huff and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> puff
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and blow the brick shit house down, But, As the wolf
>>>>>>>>> inhaled to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> take a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> deep breath, he got a wiff of the wind coming from the
>>>>>>>>> shit
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> house and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He fell over and rolled down to the bottom of the hill
>>>>>>>>> and hit a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> rock.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Which caused..........
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ...him to wake up on Mars staring straight up into the
>>>>>>>>> eyes of...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the recently deceased, Jeffery Epstein who promptly
>>>>>>>>> chloroformed
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> him.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> When he awoke, he found himself bound, gagged and in the
>>>>>>>>> form of a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> nakedhuman female body and was about to be
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> handed over to Hillary Clinton for disposal.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> But just as she was about to toss Wolferina into her
>>>>>>>>> secret secure
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> room with the hidden computers containing classified
>>>>>>>>> government info,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bill grabbed Woferina and brought her to the Oval Office
>>>>>>>>> at 3 AM in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the morning through a secret door he had installed when he
>>>>>>>>> was in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> office. There he offered her a Billy Beer he had saved
>>>>>>>>> from the Carter
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> days and a big fat cigar.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It was at that point when the cigar was about to be lit, he
>>>>>>>>> woke up and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that he realized this was all a political nightmare. Once
>>>>>>>>> the fog was
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cleared out of his brain he determined that...........
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He would avoid those Taco Tuesdays at Taco Bell....
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> But still it did have a flavor for which to.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> make him be able to produce unbelievably long and smelly
>>>>>>>>> farts which
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> iswhat originally attracted Hillary to him during their
>>>>>>>>> collage days
>>>>>>>>>>>>> whenthey were both in the same men's sorority. Shuddering at
>>>>>>>>> the memory, he
>>>>>>>>>>>>> instantly packed up his cigars and headed for ...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> The Taco Bell located in Accident, Maryland, to get.....
>>>>>>>>>>>> ... the ledger.
>>>>>>>>>>>> --
>>>>>>>>>>>> Bob La Londe
>>>>>>>>>>>> CNC Molds N Stuff
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> --
>>>>>>>>>>> Once obtaining the ledger, he purchased a box of cigars and
>>>>>>>>> headed straight for Cape Kennedy where he knew Spacex was
>>>>>>>>> preparing
>>>>>>>>> to send a capsule to Mars and one of the crew was female. He
>>>>>>>>> knew he
>>>>>>>>> would be able to convince them to let him join the crew and
>>>>>>>>> besides,
>>>>>>>>> this was the only opportunity he would ever have to get away from
>>>>>>>>> ......
>>>>>>>>>> all those that treat him a doofus!! This was going to be his only
>>>>>>>>>> chance to.........
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> ... hold all of earth for ransom with his giant space laser of
>>>>>>>>> doom.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Common its a FREAKING LASER! Lasers are cool!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> (Wait no they're hot aren't they?)
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Seriously number two its a cold laser. It instantly hyper freezes a
>>>>>>> what ever spot it touches. Sweep it across your enemy, and
>>>>>>> instead of
>>>>>>> slicing them like a regular laser it freezes a line across their
>>>>>>> body
>>>>>>> and they shatter at that line if they move before they thaw. If you
>>>>>>> are truly evil you catch them on the toilet and freeze them just
>>>>>>> above
>>>>>>> the anus. They explode in a massive poop storm when they try to push
>>>>>>> one out.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Number Two, "Sir? Could we use it in a wide beam configuration to
>>>>>> solve
>>>>>> Global Warming? Maybe refreeze the ice caps and not just slow down
>>>>>> the
>>>>>> process, but have an continuous ability to regulate world
>>>>>> temperatures?
>>>>>> We could make a lot more money selling this service to the world,
>>>>>> than
>>>>>> we ever could ransoming the world and dodging missiles"
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "Well that's just shitty number two. No fun at all, and how is
>>>>>> that evil?"
>>>>>>
>>>>>> ~~~~~
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "Mr President the bugs on Dr McEvil's space station are working.
>>>>>> He is
>>>>>> arguing with his second in command about solving global warming or
>>>>>> terrorizing the world listen to this."
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "Interesting. If they offer to sell their services categorically
>>>>>> refuse. They'll fall back on their ransom plan. If they try to ransom
>>>>>> the earth we still refuse and force them to use their freeze ray.."
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "Cold laser Sir."
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "Cold laser. Freeze ray. Whatever. Either way we got free global
>>>>>> cooling."
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "But they might spin it to make themselves look good. They are an
>>>>>> Evil
>>>>>> Inc subsidiary."
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "Since when have we ever cared about the motivations of a puppet
>>>>>> president, dictator, or Evil Corpration as long as we get what we
>>>>>> want."
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>> "Yessir," replied NSA senior analyst Jim Henson.
>>>>> --
>>>>> This email has been checked for viruses by AVG antivirus software.
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>>>>
>>>> In addition to the cold laser, There has been a new device that can
>>>> be used in the most nefarious ways. For years now, LED's (light
>>>> emitting diodes) have been slowly developed soon to almost totally
>>>> replace the common light bulb. However, it has just recently been
>>>> leaked that the government, always seeking ways to weaponize new
>>>> science, secretly reverse engineered the LED and has developed a
>>>> device they may revolutionized warfare The have created a weapon
>>>> that once it is revealed it will become obvious to the criminal
>>>> element how to duplicate it and will change and enable a whole new
>>>> era of unsolvable crime. It is the DED. (dark emitting diode)
>>>> Enhanced and used as a weapon, it can completely hide an individual
>>>> , air craft, ship, missile, or even and entire army, encasing the
>>>> enemy in an array of dark. In criminal hands and can envelop police,
>>>> rival gangs or store employees in darkness while crimes are committed.
>>>> At this point it is expected that the next world war with be fought
>>>> with LED's against DED's
>>> Well Jim you peaked my curiosity!! Never heard about the DED's before
>>> I did a little searching. I found this to be interesting.
>>>
>>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXVqh9DR4rw&t=169s
>>>
>>> Also there is some thoughts that DED's can be used against COVID.
>>>
>>> When will it stop??
>>>
>>> Les
>> Well,  - - - - - - - funny you should say that because - ----  it just
>> may be "stopping" along with everything else having to do with the
>> World Wide web and the Internet. As a matter of fact, as I was
>> gathering information on the DED's, I kept getting hints that there
>> was something massive amiss the deeper I went down the rabbit hole.
>> You can take heed or not but I'd warn you that it would be a good idea
>> to start saving as much data that you can over the next few months. It
>> may not come to pass but it seems that due to the poor economy causing
>> various shortages of various items, that among other vital items,
>> that  bits are going to be in short supply in the near future. Of
>> course, it's easy to speculate that shortly afterwards, mega bytes,
>> gigabytes and so on,  will be on the shortage list after which it is
>> anticipated to bring down the entire data storage industry.
>> So be prepared and begin now to save as much data as you can. There's
>> no telling how long the shortage will last.
>
> Hi Jim,
>
> So then are you saying that the iCloud and other Clouds will be
> vaporized or dissipated??  Does that mean I will get my $0.99
> back as a refund??  Or should I say, how long will it take to get
> my Refund??  Do the electrons know about this as yet??
>
> Les
>
>


"A LAZER!  WHY CAN'T I JUST HAVE AN ORDINARY FRICKIN' LAZER??? Just give
me an ordinary ten godzillawatt lazer already!"


--
Bob La Londe
CNC Molds N Stuff



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