Re: The START of a Story!!

[Bob La Londe <none@none.com99>]

On 10/30/2022 4:21 PM, Bob La Londe wrote:
> On 10/30/2022 3:26 PM, ABLE1 wrote:
>> On 10/30/2022 2:35 PM, Bob La Londe wrote:
>>> On 10/30/2022 6:26 AM, ABLE1 wrote:
>>>> On 10/29/2022 11:08 PM, Jim Davis wrote:
>>>>> On Saturday, October 29, 2022 at 1:47:01 PM UTC-4, Bob La Londe wrote:
>>>>>> On 10/29/2022 9:18 AM, ABLE1 wrote:
>>>>>>> On 10/27/2022 2:06 PM, Bob La Londe wrote:
>>>>>>>> On 10/26/2022 7:42 PM, ABLE1 wrote:
>>>>>>>>> On 10/26/2022 8:09 PM, Bob La Londe wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> On 10/26/2022 4:49 PM, ABLE1 wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> On 10/25/2022 5:04 PM, Bob La Londe wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> On 10/25/2022 11:33 AM, Jim Davis wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Monday, October 24, 2022 at 10:46:45 PM UTC-4, ABLE1 wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 10/24/2022 8:51 PM, Jim Davis wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Monday, October 24, 2022 at 2:32:54 PM UTC-4, Bob La
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Londe
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 10/24/2022 8:24 AM, Jim Davis wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Monday, October 24, 2022 at 7:46:20 AM UTC-4, ABLE1
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 10/21/2022 4:35 PM, Bob La Londe wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 10/20/2022 8:01 PM, ABLE1 wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 10/20/2022 9:26 PM, Jim Davis wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thursday, October 20, 2022 at 5:39:44 PM UTC-4,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bob La
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Londe wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 10/19/2022 3:55 PM, ABLE1 wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 10/19/2022 3:15 PM, Jim Davis wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Wednesday, October 19, 2022 at 12:58:40 PM
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> UTC-4,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> RTS wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 10/18/2022 9:08 PM, ABLE1 wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 10/18/2022 9:15 PM, Jim Davis wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tuesday, October 18, 2022 at 8:27:54 PM
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> UTC-4,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bob La Londe
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 10/18/2022 12:06 PM, Jim Davis wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tuesday, October 18, 2022 at 11:19:12 AM
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> UTC-4, Bob La Londe
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 10/18/2022 5:27 AM, ABLE1 wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 10/17/2022 10:54 PM, Jim Davis wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Monday, October 17, 2022 at 10:29:49 PM
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> UTC-4, Jim Davis
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Monday, October 17, 2022 at 3:28:15 PM
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> UTC-4, Bob La
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Londe
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 10/17/2022 11:45 AM, ABLE1 wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 10/17/2022 11:34 AM, RTS wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In a land far far away there was a an
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> outhouse on a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hill.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ooh, "well", we know this is not
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> going
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to end "well",
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (on a hill)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The outhouse on a hill made of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cardboard
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and John
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> had to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> go,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> but
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ... it began to rain large drops of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fiery...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> After that last stop at "Taco Bell",
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> John
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> knew what he
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> had to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> do,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Rain
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> or not....
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In a land far far away there was a an
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> outhouse on a hill.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ooh, "well", we know this is not
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> going to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> end "well",
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (on a hill)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The outhouse on a hill made of cardboard
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and John had
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to go,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> but ... it began to rain large drops of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fiery...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> After that last stop at "Taco Bell",
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> John
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> knew what he
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> had to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> do, Rain
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> or not....
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He had to go the the outhouse on the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hill
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and relieve
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> all the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> built up
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pressure..... before the wet cardboard
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> walls would .....
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ..collapse revealing the brick shit house
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cloaked within.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> --
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bob La Londe
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> CNC Molds N Stuff
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> --
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> This email has been checked for
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> viruses by
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> AVG antivirus
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> software.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> www.avg.com
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Which the local wolf (who had huffed and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> puffed and blown
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> down the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> neighbors straw and wood shit houses down)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> now tried to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "huff
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> puff and blow the brick shit house
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> down, But,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> As the wolf inhaled to take a deep
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> breath, he
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> got a wiff of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the wind
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> coming from the shit house and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In a land far far away there was a an
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> outhouse
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> on a hill.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ooh, "well", we know this is not going to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> end
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "well",
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (on a hill)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The outhouse on a hill made of cardboard and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> John had to go,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> but ... it began to rain large drops of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fiery...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> After that last stop at "Taco Bell", John
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> knew
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> what he had
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to do,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Rain
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> or not....
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He had to go the the outhouse on the hill
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> relieve all the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> built up
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pressure..... before the wet cardboard walls
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> would .....
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ..collapse revealing the brick shit house
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cloaked within.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Which the local wolf (who had huffed and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> puffed
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and blown
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> down the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> neighbors straw and wood shit houses
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> down) now
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> tried to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "huff and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> puff
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and blow the brick shit house down, But,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> As the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wolf
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> inhaled to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> take a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> deep breath, he got a wiff of the wind
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> coming
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> from the shit
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> house and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He fell over and rolled down to the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bottom of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the hill and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hit a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> rock.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Which caused..........
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ...him to wake up on Mars staring straight up
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> into the eyes
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> of...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the recently deceased, Jeffery Epstein who
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> promptly chloroformed
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> him.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> When he awoke, he found himself bound,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> gagged and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in the form
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> of a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> nakedhuman female body and was about to be
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> handed over to Hillary Clinton for disposal.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> But just as she was about to toss Wolferina into
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> her secret
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> secure
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> room with the hidden computers containing
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> classified government
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> info,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bill grabbed Woferina and brought her to the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oval
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Office at 3
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> AM in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the morning through a secret door he had
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> installed
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> when he was in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> office. There he offered her a Billy Beer he had
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> saved from the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Carter
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> days and a big fat cigar.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It was at that point when the cigar was about
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to be
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> lit, he woke
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> up and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that he realized this was all a political
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> nightmare.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Once the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fog was
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cleared out of his brain he determined
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that...........
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He would avoid those Taco Tuesdays at Taco
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bell....
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> But still it did have a flavor for which to.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> make him be able to produce unbelievably long and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> smelly farts which
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> iswhat originally attracted Hillary to him during
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> their collage days
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> whenthey were both in the same men's sorority.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Shuddering at the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> memory, he
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> instantly packed up his cigars and headed for ...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The Taco Bell located in Accident, Maryland, to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> get.....
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ... the ledger.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> --
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bob La Londe
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> CNC Molds N Stuff
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> --
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Once obtaining the ledger, he purchased a box of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cigars
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and headed
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> straight for Cape Kennedy where he knew Spacex was
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> preparing to send
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a capsule to Mars and one of the crew was female.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He knew
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> he would be
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> able to convince them to let him join the crew and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> besides, this was
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the only opportunity he would ever have to get away
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> from
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ......
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> all those that treat him a doofus!! This was going
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to be
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> his only
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> chance to.........
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Wake up. BAM! WAKE UP! BAM! WAKE UP! BAM! "I'm
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> awake," he
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> thought
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> as he (BAM!) came back to consciousness. BAM!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Suddenly he
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> realized
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (BAM!) it was still 1990, and (BAM!) there were AT&T
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> corporate police
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (BAM!) busting down his door. "Hmm (BAM!) maybe spending
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> all night
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (BAM!) trying to crack AT&T System 4 (BAM!) wasn't
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> such a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> good idea."
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (BAM!)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> End of Story!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> End of the "Dream" story that is, All that BANGING had
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> awakened him and now he had to deal with reality.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Someone was
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> banging on the door. He jumped out of bed, put on his
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> robe,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> grabbed a cigar, ran to the door and when he opened it,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> standing there was . . . . . . .
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> .. was his trusty steed. An old shovel head with drag
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pipes.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> most inconspicuous escape vehicle but fast enough and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> decent
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> turns with its sticky sport bike tires. He grabbed his
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> saddlebags
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> preloaded with VHS tapes, compact VCR, and acoustic
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> modem as
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> he headed
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> out the door to ...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> get in his getaway vehicle. He was however, wondering how
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hell did his vehicle knock at the door?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> But ---- O well,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He was now on a quest to bring his VHS technology to sell
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> it to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Elon Musk for use in Tesla automobiles, Little did he
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> know that
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Elon didn't vote for him and also he hated him for what
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> he did
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to his cousin Monica.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Consequently, as he pulled up to the gate at the Tesla
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> headquarters - - -
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He realized that he forgot to bring along his security ID.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> As he
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> approached the gate he decided it would be best to go back
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and get
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> it. So it did a quick 180!! And as luck would have it......
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> There was a demonstration occurring outside the gate by
>>>>>>>>>>>>> southern
>>>>>>>>>>>>> border immigrants who were protesting against not being
>>>>>>>>>>>>> employed
>>>>>>>>>>>>> at the Tesla factory at high wage levels that would compensate
>>>>>>>>>>>>> them for being immigrants. They pulled him out of his car and
>>>>>>>>>>>>> began crowd surfing him from one side of the crowd to the
>>>>>>>>>>>>> other
>>>>>>>>>>>>> until finally
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> ... he spotted a drop box for Epic Video rentals.  What better
>>>>>>>>>>>> place to quickly hide...
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> That is when he then realized he must be in Arizona.  But, he
>>>>>>>>>>> thinks, if I am in Arizona, then that must mean that.........
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Danger Mouse was happy to have just watched the Cowboys beat the
>>>>>>>>>> Bills 52-17, but he was tiring of the after game wrap up pundits
>>>>>>>>>> flapping their jaws so he popped in a video he'd picked up
>>>>>>>>>> from Epic
>>>>>>>>>> Video earlier in the day.  He was pissed when he realized the
>>>>>>>>>> tape
>>>>>>>>>> just played noise... "Wait a minute.  That kinda sounds like
>>>>>>>>>> an old
>>>>>>>>>> acoustic modem."   He fast forwarded.  There was hours of it.  "I
>>>>>>>>>> wonder..." he thought. He kept blipping ahead until near the
>>>>>>>>>> end of
>>>>>>>>>> the tape he found a short video recording.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> "Hi, My name is John.  If you are seeing this video AT&T
>>>>>>>>>> Corporate
>>>>>>>>>> Police or the Secret Service probably got me.  Please read the
>>>>>>>>>> data
>>>>>>>>>> on this tape and share it with the world.  Its a simple 300
>>>>>>>>>> baud 8+1
>>>>>>>>>> ASCII recorded using my acoustic modem.  Its a copy of..."
>>>>>>>>>> KZZZRKT
>>>>>>>>>> and then there was ordinary white noise to the end of the tape.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> After watching the video he started to laugh and laugh and
>>>>>>>>> laugh.......
>>>>>>>>> He could not stop.  The laugh was uncontrollable, tears started to
>>>>>>>>> form in his eyes but the laughing could not be stopped!!  He
>>>>>>>>> decided
>>>>>>>>> to try and think of sad moment but the laughing just continued.
>>>>>>>>> It kept
>>>>>>>>> up for hours and hours.  He tried to figure what he saw on the
>>>>>>>>> video
>>>>>>>>> was so funny, but could not!!!  Then he tried to.......
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> ... stop this excruciating pain in his chest.  As he collapsed
>>>>>>>> to the
>>>>>>>> floor the last thought through his mind before all function ceased
>>>>>>>> was, "I bet that guy was for real."
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Weeks later when somebody finally found his body surrounded by old
>>>>>>>> pizza boxes and empty Jolt cola cans the local cop who got stuck
>>>>>>>> with
>>>>>>>> rotting corpse detail couldn't help but wonder why in the hell a
>>>>>>>> secret service agent was poking around in his investigation, and
>>>>>>>> "who
>>>>>>>> the hell are those guys sitting out in the AT&T van?"
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> It was finally decided by the local cop that there were more
>>>>>>> important
>>>>>>> things to do.  So he closed the file and placed it in the
>>>>>>> archives bin.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> End of The Story!!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> For Danger Mouse it certainly was. With a lazy cop putting away a
>>>>>> case
>>>>>> with obvious headache factors it resulted in a closed file for a
>>>>>> "death
>>>>>> by natural causes." The corner didn't even give it a second look. Not
>>>>>> only did he not find the chemical remnants of Digitalis he never even
>>>>>> looked. Of course if he hadn't been in a big rush to get off to lunch
>>>>>> he might have noticed the small pin prick on the neck of his patient.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> ... is it truly over? What was the big deal about System 4? What was
>>>>>> on the tape? Who killed Danger Mouse? Where is the tape? What about
>>>>>> the other tapes John had? WHERE IS JOHN?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> ... maybe we will never know, and maybe somebody else will pick up
>>>>>> the
>>>>>> trail. Stay tuned until next week at the same Bat Time on the same
>>>>>> Bat
>>>>>> Station.
>>>>>> --
>>>>>> This email has been checked for viruses by AVG antivirus software.
>>>>>> www.avg.com
>>>>>
>>>>> In spite of the fact that the local police dropped the ball in the
>>>>> investigation of this event, as the secret service took over the
>>>>> investigation, they came across the video tape in the VHS player
>>>>> that the local police had missed, Even though the machine was off,
>>>>> they saw that the recorder was set to continuous play. Sending the
>>>>> tape to the lab for examination it showed nothing but a screen with
>>>>> hish-hash and audio static. It was puzzling - - - - why would
>>>>> someone put a tape with nothing on it in a VCR and have it play
>>>>> continuously? After weeks of testing, someone had the idea to play
>>>>> the tape backwards and much to their surprise it was a video of a
>>>>> SUV riding down a street in Paris with the Eiffel Tower in the
>>>>> background. As the SUV came past the camera, it picked up speed and
>>>>> as it ran into the Glass Pyramid of the Louve, it exploded into a
>>>>> great ball of fire completely destroying the dome.. Unnoticed by
>>>>> the investigators, off to the side of the video picture, a lone
>>>>> figure dressed in black was standing off to the side watching the
>>>>> whole event while talking on a cell phone (which unknown to them
>>>>> was a AT&T cellphone). . He slowly turned and walked towards and
>>>>> entered a awaiting Bentley limousine which headed in the direction of
>>>>
>>>> the Pont du Carrousel bridge across the Seine River.  The Secret
>>>> Service then pulled up a map of Paris and notice that this was in
>>>> the direction of the Latin Quarter.  They also realized that this
>>>> was the one time that Castro was on vacation in Paris and was
>>>> staying in a hotel in the Latin Quarter.  The hotel was one of
>>>> the best, the Les Rives de Notre-Dame.  They then contacted
>>>> Interpol and inquired about cameras that would be located near
>>>> the hotel.  They then got access and found a camera located
>>>> at the alley next to the Les Rives de Notre-Dame Hotel.
>>>> They found the approximate time stamp and observed the same
>>>> Bentley limousine pulling in at the main entrance.  The man
>>>> observed at the Louvre got out of the car but due to the poor
>>>> lighting from the IR on the camera is was not possible to make out
>>>> a face.  However, it did walk with a noticeable limp.  He was meet
>>>> at the door by what appeared to be a rather large male also wearing
>>>> dark
>>>> clothing.  The two entered the building.  The Secret Service officers
>>>> then looked at the Bentley and tried to view the license plate
>>>> number. But again the lighting was very poor. All the could
>>>> determine was that
>>>> it was a custom plate not the standard issue.  As best they could guess
>>>> the first letter was a "V" and the last letter "D".  With all the
>>>> magic technology they had they could not get it any clearer.  They
>>>> were totally frustrated.  What to do, what to do...............
>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Slowly as if a fog was lifting from his brain Agent Bean had an odd
>>> thought, "What manner of VooDoo or witchcraft is this?  VHS is
>>> analog. How would playing it backward show any different than a
>>> reverse of playing it forward."Â  It was like falling in a dream or
>>> dreaming about a fight were the reality is so intense you physically
>>> strike out.  He snapped awake and thought, "I really should review
>>> that tape."
>>>
>>>
>> Then after a having a very good supper and getting a peaceful nap he
>> awoke and realized that the VHS cassette tape had be placed in the
>> special recorder that the NSA had developed reversed the input feed of
>> the sensors.  This would conceal the video playback in a standard
>> player.  Now with this understanding review of the tape will be easier
>> to follow.  The other thing he found out after reading the NSA doc's was
>> that 101 frames of the video was a still frame full of important
>> documentation.  The NSA playback machine had a fingerprint reader sensor
>> that would put into a 101 frame play.  He found out that his fingers
>> were not authorized.  Now he had to call..........
>>
>
> With the unit playing in the background his ten your old son walked in,
> and asked, "Why are you listening to a recording of an old acoustic
> modem dad?  Play it back through an acoustic modem and read it off with
> a terminal program.  You over think everything.  Guys used to use VHS
> and an acoustic modem to record large batches of data before drives
> started to get somewhat affordable."
>
> "Huh?"
>
> "I thought you were smart dad. Geez.  I bet even mom would have figured
> that out already.  If you can't figure it out I know some old retired
> guys from the Legion of Doom who do computer tutoring down at the senior
> center on weekends as part of their community service.  I bet any one of
> those guys could read that data for you.  Heck I bet they still have
> their old acoustic modems in a box somewhere."
>
>

"Um, Bennie, do you know who the Legion of Doom are?"

"Yes, dad.  They are a bunch of "mostly" white hat hackers that you and
your chronies persecuted during "The Great Hacker Crackdown."  I'm
telling you they are good guys.  Bit Trapper and Covenant are over at
the senior center every Saturday teaching blue hairs how to send email.
I bet they would be glad to help."

"I can't take Secret Service business to a couple of criminals."

"Dad, you guys never busted Bit Trapper, and Covenant is a good guy. So
why haven't you already called your buddies over at Langley to look
things over then.  They have that huge data recovery center with atleast
one of every type of media storage and playback ever created along with
some genius level hackers of their own."

"well, I didn't know what it even was until two minutes ago when you
told me, and there is something that doesn't feel quite right about all
of this.  The investigation is "officially" closed, but there is
something about it that just screams coverup.  I'm not even sure why the
agency had me looking at it in the first place, and then they ordered me
to close it as soon as that cop dead filed the death."

"Who got killed dad?"

"They ruled it natural causes.  Some nobody named Jerry Twelve."

"BWHAHAHAHAHA!!!  Dad, that's Danger Mouse.  He's an old original
founding member of the LOD."

"Well he had a heart attack.  Its no wonder.  He was surrounded by junk
food boxes and soda cans."

"That doesn't sound right pop.  He had a reputation for being a health
nut.  He was always preaching about it on the IRC chats when he wasn't
on some crusade about exposing some government coverup or another."

"REALLY?!?  Something definitely doesn't sound right then.  I have to
think about this.  You can't talk to ANYBODY about this for now.
Especially not those old hackers."

"Well can I atleast ask one of those guys if they have an acoustic modem
we can borrow.  Maybe whatever is on that tape is something you can read
without being a computer nerd."

"Okay, but if they start asking questions just say never mind and leave."

"Alright, I'm headed over that way this afternoon to volunteer in the
kitchen. If one of them is around I'll ask."

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