Re: Check in

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On 5/11/2020 1:41 PM, Jim Davis wrote:
> On Monday, May 11, 2020 at 3:03:51 AM UTC-4, RTS wrote:
>> Get yourself one of those "Trump 2020" face masks,  they always tell me
>> I don't need a mask, after I put it on.  LOL
>>
>> --
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>> *Rocky T. Squirrel, esq.*
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> I was thinking about getting a Hillary mask.
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> I'm pretty sure that would keep any ole deadly virus away.
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> However, I've been experimenting and I've found that by putting a clear 50 pound Hefty bag over my head I can get about 15 minutes worth of air before having to remove it. So that just means I have to limit my shopping to 15 minute time periods.
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> One of the problems with using it repeatedly during a short time is that the moisture begins to accumulate and sort of creates a little mini weather condition inside the bag.
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> The other day I had to use it about six times in a row and I actually saw some clouds, rain and I'm pretty sure I saw a little bit of lightning too. It just may have been static electricity but I felt a little bit tingly and ever since then I haven't able to get my hair to lay flat. Had to change out of my wet cloths too.
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> After that, I was thinking that maybe I could try and modify the bag with a diving snorkel to vent some of the moisture and then I thought, why not just wear the diving mask and use the snorkel with some cotton stuffed in it as a filter. When I walked into Stop and Shop, the guard looked at me kind of funny, ran over and spoke to the manager and came back and told me I had to leave. I started to object but he held his hand over my snorkel and I couldn't breathe. so I left.
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> People just don't understand innovation.
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> As you say, however, I'm thinking that if I return with my mask, snorkel and  Colt 357 Magnum, they might reconsider.
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Funny mental picture!!
If you can think it, somebody will do it.