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Re: KXTA824 x 2
- Subject: Re: KXTA824 x 2
- From: Jim Davis <alarminex@xxxxxxx>
- Date: Fri, 13 Mar 2020 10:02:22 -0700 (PDT)
- Newsgroups: alt.security.alarms
- References: <r4c3sc$ep6$1@gioia.aioe.org> <r4c6b1$p85$1@gioia.aioe.org> <KHpaG.450391$Mc.55206@fx35.iad> <r4e30o$1pk3$1@gioia.aioe.org> <cDxaG.276297$b36.242194@fx15.iad> <r4e9t8$q2f$1@gioia.aioe.org> <RLAaG.96466$2Y3.45443@fx29.iad> <r4g613$1ijb$1@gioia.aioe.org>
On Friday, March 13, 2020 at 10:40:37 AM UTC-4, Bob La Londe wrote:
> On 3/12/2020 5:48 PM, ABLE1 wrote:
Speaking of a lion reminds me of this "Groaner" story
There was once a rather eccentric scientist who was working on discovering =
the secret of immortality. He had discovered that porpoises were the best r=
ecipients of the various serums he had developed so far and had a number of=
these animals in huge tanks in his basement laboratory. Since the work he =
was doing was so important, he decided he needed something to keep people f=
rom finding out his secret formula so he bought a lion to protect his house=
. As lions sleep most of the time he wasn't much of a problem to keep. Aft=
er some success in prolonging the life of the porpoises he determined that =
he needed one more ingredient to complete the formula that could only be fo=
und in the feathers of seagulls. So he tied the lion near the front door to=
his house and went to the beach to catch some seagulls. Down on the beach =
after capturing a number of seagulls, a policeman came up to him and told t=
he professor that it was against the law to capture or kill seagulls and th=
at he was under arrest. The professor not to be taken away from his experim=
ents pulled away and ran to his house carrying his bag of seagulls. He jump=
ed over the sleeping lion at his front door, and locked himself inside his =
home. When the police finally arrived they arrested him. The charges they b=
rought against him were:
"For transporting gulls over a staid lion for immortal porpoises"
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