Re: A few to make you laugh

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Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift. One day she
was typing and turned to a secretary and said, "I'm almost out of typing
paper.  What do I do?" "Just use copier machine paper," the secretary
told her.  With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of
paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five "blank" copies.

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I was in a car dealership a while ago, when a large motor home was towed
into the garage. The front of the vehicle was in dire need of repair and
the whole thing generally looked like an extra in "Twister". I asked the
manager what had happened. He told me that the driver had set the cruise
control" and then went in the back to make a sandwich.

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IDIOTS AT WORK... Sign in a gas station: Coke -- 49 cents. Two for a
dollar.

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IDIOTS & COMPUTERS My neighbor works in the operations department in the
central office of a large bank. Employees in the field call him when
they have problems with their computers. One night he got a call from a
woman in one of the branch banks who had this question: "I've got smoke
coming
from the back of my terminal. Do you guys have a fire downtown?"

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IDIOTS ARE EASY TO PLEASE I was sitting in my science class, when the
teacher commented that the next day would be the shortest day of the
year.  My lab partner became visibly excited, cheering and clapping. I
explained to her that the amount of daylight changes, not the actual
amount! t of time.  Needless to say, she was very disappointed.

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Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect by placing a
metal colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy
machine.  The message "He's lying" was placed in the copier, and police
pressed the copy button each time they thought the suspect wasn't
telling the truth.
Believing the "lie detector" was working, the suspect confessed.