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Re: A few to make you laugh



All very good laughs so far.  These may not be as good but, here are
a few funnies found elsewhere that are to these times we be having.

Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks.
The other half will come out with a drinking problem.

I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I
turn it like Iâ??m cracking a safe.

I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator.

Still havenâ??t decided where to go for Easter -â??â?? The Living Room or
The Bedroom

Every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas
will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.

Homeschooling is going well. 2 students suspended for fighting and 1
teacher fired for drinking on the job.

I donâ??t think anyone expected that when we changed the clocks weâ??d go
from Standard Time to the Twilight Zone

This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she
thought her cat understood her. I came into my house, told my dog.....
we laughed a lot.

Quarantine Day 5: Went to this restaurant called THE KITCHEN. You have
to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how
this place is still in business.

My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I
pee it cleans the toilet.

Day 5 of Homeschooling: One of these little monsters called in a bomb
threat.

Iâ??m so excited -â?? itâ??s time to take out the garbage. What should I wear?

I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to Puerto Backyards. Iâ??m
getting tired of Los Livingroom.

Classified Ad: Single man with toilet paper seeks woman with hand
sanitizer for good clean fun.

Day 6 of Homeschooling: My child just said â??I hope I donâ??t have the same
teacher next yearâ??.... Iâ??m offended.


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