Re: Cheap DVR's Get Hacked

[Jim <alarminex@xxxxxxx>]

On Wednesday, January 30, 2013 8:24:55 PM UTC-5, JoeRaisin wrote:
 Well YOU try screwing a duck without raising a racket...

Reminds me of a joke:

A man is walking down the street and as he passes a bar, he hears this beau=
tiful piano music coming from inside. He walks into a bar and notices that =
there's a tiny man, less than a foot tall, playing the piano. He asks the b=
artender where he found such an unusual piano player. The bartender points =
to a large genie lamp in the middle of the bar. The bartender says "in that=
 lamp is a genie. He's getting old and hard of hearing and only grants one =
wish instead of three, but customers are free to rub the lamp and make a wi=
sh". The guy goes over and rubs the lamp and sure enough, an old genie with=
 a long gray
beard appears and tells him to make a wish. The customer says he wants a mi=
llion bucks. The genie says, "Your wish is granted," and goes back into the=
 lamp. A few seconds later, the place is filled to the ceiling with ducks, =
more than he had ever seen before - about a million of them, waddling and q=
uacking about and piling out the door and onto the street.
=20
After the feathers and duck crap was cleaned up, the guy says to the barten=
der,=20
"Jeez, I'm sorry. I guess he really is hard of hearing". The bartender
replies, "I'll say. You don't really think I wished for a 10-inch pianist, =
do you?"