Re: Punks making noises in my windows

[JoeRaisin <joeraisin2001@xxxxxxxxx>]

mleuck wrote:
> On May 23, 5:12 pm, Frank Olson
> <use_the_email_li...@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>> On 17/05/2010 7:11 PM, Jim wrote:
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>>> On May 17, 7:49 pm, Spork<jedisp...@xxxxxxxxx>  wrote:
>>>> I have some punks putting their face right up by my closed and
>>>> curtained window making noises and then running off. They think there
>>>> slick. I've already had my house broken into and have very little
>>>> tolerance for this kind of crap.
>>>> I have a alarm system that I've installed myself thanks to some of the
>>>> help from here. I'm thinking of getting some kind of camera setup.
>>>> Possibly even sticking a webcam in the window temporarily until I
>>>> solve this problem.
>>>> I really want to scare the crap out of these punks. I've seen motion
>>>> activated sprinkler setups for gardens but they aren't cheap and it
>>>> might get smashed. I also thought about wiring up some kind of loud
>>>> speaker behind the screen where they can't see. I'm not sure if I
>>>> would have it make some obnoxious sound or if I could just announce
>>>> very loud that I have their picture and calling the cops.
>>>> Any ideas?
>>>> Thanks
>>> Aside from the electronic approach if you have a dog or your neighbors
>>> do, or if you know someone who has some barn animals, collect a bunch
>>> of their droppings and spread it out on the ground under your window.
>>> Fresh cow pies would be great. Or, if you can get a camera set up at
>>> the window, and can trigger it remotely, you could make one great all
>>> inclusive statement by flashing the camera when they came to the
>>> window. It would scare the shit out of them ( perhaps adding to what
>>> you put on the ground) and now they would know that you do have a
>>> picture of them.
>> Dig a shallow hole and bury one of those plastic planters right under
>> the window.  Fill the planter with luminous survey paint.  Cover the
>> planter with saran wrap and spread bark mulch around.  Then all you have
>> to do is follow the footprints.  The guy with the day-glow orange socks
>> and sneakers is your culprit!
>
> Pit with Punji sticks work even better, follow the blood trail...
>
>

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