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Re: Four words...



On Apr 13, 11:22=EF=BF=BDpm, "Robert L Bass" <rob...@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote=
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> "Jim"wrote:
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> > A man is having sex with his wife.
> > He abruptly stops and asks her, "did I hurt you" ?
> > She says, "No, Why?
> > He says, "You moved"
>
> Good one.
> Heh, heh, heh... :^)

A man wakes up one morning and he's really horny. He hears his wife in
the kitchen so he writes a note and gives it to his son to deliver to
his wife. The note says,  " There's a circus in town the tent pole is
up and the canvas is spread, forget about breakfast and come back to
bed" Shortly the son returns and hands him a note. The note reads. "
Take the tent pole down, put the canvas away. The monkey had a
hemorrhage, There's no circus today


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