The Miracle of Toilet Paper

[Frank Olson <use_the_email_links@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

Fresh from her shower, the wife stands in front of the mirror
complaining to her husband, Jim, that her breasts are too small. Instead
of characteristically telling her "it's not so", he uncharacteristically
comes up with a suggestion.

"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet
paper and rub it between them for a few seconds."  Willing to try
anything, she grabs a piece of toilet paper and stands in front of the
mirror, rubbing it between her breasts. "How long will this take?" she asks.

"They will grow larger over a period of years," Jim replies. She stops
rubbing.  "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between
my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"
Without missing a beat Jim says, "Worked for your ass, didn't it?"

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk
again, although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.

                            Stupid, stupid man.