OT: Jesus

[Frank Olson <use_the_email_links@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

A Sunday school teacher is concerned that his students might be a little
confused aobut Jesus, so he asks his class, "Where is Jesus today?"

Steven raises his hand and replies, "He's in Heaven."

Mary answers, "He's in my heart."

Little Johnny frantically waves his hand and blurts out, "He's in our
bathroom!"

The surprised teacher asks Little Johnny how he knows this.

"Well," Little Johnny replies, "every morning, my father gets up, bangs
on the bathroom door and yells 'Jesus Christ, are you still in there?'!"