Re: 17075 Leslie Street

["Bob Worthy" <securinc@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

"Spellcheck Patrol" <alarminstall@xxxxxxx> wrote in message
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On May 21, 1:23 pm, Jim <alarmi...@xxxxxxx> wrote:
> On May 21, 10:54�am, "Bob Worthy" <secur...@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
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> > "Spellcheck Patrol" <alarminst...@xxxxxxx> wrote in message
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> Look Bob, now ....ya gotta picture this...........
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> Ya see, ..... if you walk down some side street near the Projects in
> the Bronx, there's an dead end alley with a chain link fence and a big
> dumpster barring the entrance. There's a gate with a chain and a
> Master lock that looks like it's locked but you don't really need a
> key to open it. If you walk down near the end of the alley, there are
> four good size refrigerator boxes, two stacked on two, pretty much
> blocking the end of the alley. As you get closer to the boxes , you
> see a cute little front door boardered by two curtained windows on
> either side, little flower boxes under each windows with shrubs
> underneath, all drawn on the refrige boxes with black magic marker.
> Opening the flap on the cardboard box you enter the abode of Tom and
> family.
>
> Now on the "second floor" (upper two refrigerator boxes)  is the
> "bedroom. There's the sleep by number bed which consists of a pile of
> rags. You choose the number you want to sleep on from the size-tag of
> the garment.
>
> On the "first floor" (bottom two refrig boxes) Theres a TV on a milk
> crate with no tube in it. They put a sterno can behind it and do
> shadow hand puppet shows for the kiddies. Sometimes they stack all the
> same color wine bottles in front of the TV so the kids can see the
> show in color. Everyone has their own milk crate to sit on. Food is
> kept in a locked ammunition box hidden under the pile of wine bottles
> and empty dog food cans, in the corner.
>
> Walking out the back door (flap) is the back yard and bathroom ( sewer
> grate) and garden area. Having gathered seeds from various food
> products from the dumpster and picked out of stool after a good meal,
> Tom has planted them in the 20 foot long crack in the cement where the
> weeds normally pop through every August. It takes that long because
> the sun only shines in the alley for about 15 minutes every day.
> Although some of the plants do grow, they are very reminisent of
> Bonsai plants.
>
> So ...... I don't think your flower trick is going to have any use,
> although the moth balls may work on the rodents.<

Mind you that Jim is someone who doesn't reside in the continental
United States. He lives on Long Island. Long Island is renowned for
it's large collection of cans. Africans, Mexicans, Puerto Ricans,
Dominicans, and South Americans. if you're looking for socks, t-
shirts, dvds, orange pickers or a taxi then Long Island is the place
to be.
Old folks always like to remember what it was like way back when and
apparently Jim is drifting off to a time long ago when white people
actually lived out there. He's reminiscing about when his neighbors
didn't dress up in Alan Iverson jerseys, didn't pimp their ride on his
lawn, and when Malt Liquor Duck wasn't the most popular beverage in
town.

The Bronx, on the other hand, is the ONLY section of NYC that is
located on the mainland. The Bronx is the home of the Yankees. The
Riverdale section of the Bronx, where I reside, has more jews than the
Wailing Wall on payday, and we all know the jews don't live in ghettos
unless ordered by a judge, so that should tell you it's a nice area.
It should also tell you that it's easier to find a chinaman that
doesn't smell like cabbage than it is to find a ham and mayo sandwich
around here.
Jim is just jealous he no longer lives amongst white folks.

Hahahahaha! I need to get the two of you together and sell freakin tickets.
NOW...that's a money making idea!