The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers

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In the USA, everything that is not prohibited by law is permitted.
In Germany, everything that is not permitted by law is prohibited.
In Russia, everything is prohibited, even if permitted by law.
In France, everything is permitted, even if prohibited by law.
In Switzerland, everything that is not prohibited by law is obligatory.

There are two kinds of lawyers, those who know the law and
those who know the judge.

When the man in the street says: "If it ain't broke, don't
fix it," the lawyer writes: "Insofar as manifestations of
functional deficiencies are agreed by any and all concerned
parties to be imperceivable, and are so stipulated, it is
incumbent upon said heretofore mentioned parties to exercise
the deferment of otherwise pertinent maintenance procedures."


As long as there are lawyer, there will be "lawyer jokes".
And lawyers will show how those jokes ring true by trying
to explain how such lampooning really constitutes praise
for their profession, thus by example justifying the jokes
more than ever.