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Re: FIRE !!!
Jim wrote:
>Confucius asks ... What does Chinese woman sliding down banister
>say?
> .... HOLEE SMOKEE
Q: Do you smoke after sex?
A: I don't know, it's too dark to tell.
--
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire
to become a great writer. When asked to define "great" he said,
"I want to write stuff that the whole world will read,
stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level,
stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"
He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.
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