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Re: False alarm due to temperature????



On Jan 10, 5:17=EF=BF=BDam, "Roland Moore" <nos...@xxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
> Take my wife... Please!
> =EF=BF=BD =EF=BF=BD =EF=BF=BD =EF=BF=BD Henny Youngman
>
> I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife find=
s
> out, she'll kill me.
> =EF=BF=BD =EF=BF=BD =EF=BF=BD =EF=BF=BD Henny Youngman
>

One moring my wife had forgotten to put the garbage out for pick up.
When she heard the truck pulling away, she ran out with the garbage
yelling, "am I to late"?  Guy says "No .... Jump in"

Henny Youngman

Hey doc, I think my wife is driving me crazy. One night I dream of
wigwams then the next night,Tee Pee's.

Doc says " Simple ..... Your to tense.

Henny Youngman


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