Re: NOMINATION: Dark Angel for Salinger HLS was Re: Loonel has a gerbil up his as$ right now

[DaRkAnGeL <chaos@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

On 2007-04-27 12:06:15 -0500, "Kadaitcha Man" <nntp.news@xxxxxxxxx> said:

> DaRkAnGeL <chaos@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> Thou grown serpent. Thou
> shrub-brained, flabby most malicious foe. Ye hacked:
>
>> On 2007-04-26 09:45:05 -0500, "Kadaitcha Man" <nntp.news@xxxxxxxxx>
>> said:
>>> DaRkAnGeL <chaos@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> Thou common liar. Thou decaying,
>>> waxy-faced very filthy rogue. Ye groveled:
>>>
>>>> On 2007-04-26 03:36:06 -0500, "Kadaitcha Man" <nntp.news@xxxxxxxxx>
>>>> said:
>>>>> Lionel <usenet@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> Thou little jack-a-lent. Thou
>>>>> pitiable, scatterbrained passion's slave. Ye cawed:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Thu, 26 Apr 2007 13:13:15 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>> <nntp.news@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Lionel <usenet@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> Thou foul slut. Thou bad neighbour.
>>>>>>> Ye nonsensically wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> On Thu, 26 Apr 2007 12:58:53 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>> <nntp.news@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Lionel <usenet@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> Thou impertinent gossip report.
>>>>>>>>> Thou clumsy pernicious nitwit. Ye spurted:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 26 Apr 2007 01:37:32 -0500, DaRkAnGeL
>>>>>>>>>> <chaos@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> On 2007-04-26 01:13:03 -0500, Lionel <usenet@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
>>>>>>>>>>> said:
>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 26 Apr 2007 11:45:45 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>> <nntp.news@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lionel <usenet@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> Thou unmarmerly intruder.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Thou hookworm. Ye exhaled:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 26 Apr 2007 00:38:28 -0500, DaRkAnGeL
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <chaos@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 2007-04-26 00:30:19 -0500, Lionel
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <usenet@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> said:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 26 Apr 2007 00:21:52 -0500, DaRkAnGeL
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <chaos@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 2007-04-26 00:22:58 -0500, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nntp.news@xxxxxxxxx> said:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> DaRkAnGeL <chaos@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> Thou second-rate
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> tongues o' th' common mouth. Thou brainless little
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> thing better than dirt. Ye disagreed:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 2007-04-25 00:32:34 -0500, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nntp.news@xxxxxxxxx> said:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> DaRkAnGeL <chaos@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> Thou old clog.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That there should be small love amongst these sweet
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> knaves, and all this courtesy, the strain of man's
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bred out into baboon and monkey. Ye blubbed:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 2007-04-24 13:46:30 -0500, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nntp.news@xxxxxxxxx> said:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> DaRkAnGeL <chaos@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> Thou great
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> lubberly boy. Thou counterfeit. Ye distressed:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 2007-04-24 12:15:01 -0500, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nntp.news@xxxxxxxxx> said:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kali <kali@xxxxxxxxxx> Thou big-nosed stale old
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mouse-eaten dry cheese. Thou surly fly-by-night.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ye snarled:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <Nt2dnQvqZ_-xt7PbnZ2dnUVZ_ofinZ2d@xxxxxxxxxxx>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BigNetBuy bignetbuy@xxxxxxx said:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kali wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <f0l8d8$89k$10@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lionel usenet@xxxxxxxxxxxxx said:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 11:26:42 -0400,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BigNetBuy <bignetbuy@xxxxxxx> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kali wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <TuCdnRrKfPa1kLPbnZ2dnUVZ_sHinZ2d@xxxxxxxxxxx>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BigNetBuy bignetbuy@xxxxxxx said:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kali wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <9rGdnfR7mO6PlbPbnZ2dnUVZ_gCdnZ2d@xxxxxxxxxxx>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BigNetBuy bignetbuy@xxxxxxx said:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kali wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <apGdnSwcZsDpZ7DbnZ2dnUVZ_rTinZ2d@xxxxxxxxxxx>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BigNetBuy bignetbuy@xxxxxxx said:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kali wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <f0jvgb$rc6$2@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Rhonda Lea Kirk rhondalea@xxxxxxxxx
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> said:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Lionel" <usenet@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:f0jna6$6um$2@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 23 Apr 2007 20:52:46
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> -0400, "Rhonda Lea Kirk"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <rhondalea@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [...]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> As near as I can tell (and as
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> many months of email indicates),
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> he is well aware that I have no
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wish to die. The alternative is
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that he does believe it, and he
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> is making every effort to bring
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> my suicide to fruition.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ever the martyr.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Simply unsubscribe from AUK. No
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mess, no fuss.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Or just that he's figured that you
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> were lying about the whole thing
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to manipulate him.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> If that's the case, then he did
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> make a false police report, Lionel.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You only get to have it one way.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> False. All suicidal gestures should
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> be taken seriously, even in cases of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> suspected manipulation.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kali
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You ever had a man spank you on your
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bare buttocks?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Shoebox o' $50's and maybe I'll answer
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kali
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You take AmEx?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> FedEx it to me for my personal use for a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> week and I'll get back to you, socky.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kali
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Shipping to the Texas address?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Immediately, thanks so much. What's the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> limit on that puppy? (I need a new BMW)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kali
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I don't carry cards with credit limits.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Man, you are *so* screwed.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yay!!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Damn, do I want the premium package, the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sport package, or the winter package? Or all
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> three? Kali
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Neither.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You clearly want the Mercedes Benz.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Does it have that deliciously tight rack and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pinion steering?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Call me, we'll go for a test drive.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Shoebox o' $50s, and I'll call.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> So cheap?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> She's feeling generous.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lucky generous.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Are you jealous? ;^)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Should I be?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Since she's allegedly a member of your concubine, I
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> think you might ... How does one join your harem,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> anyway? Are pictures necessary or will just minutely
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> detailed descriptions do? ;^)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> OMFG! "Send me the pictures!" That's how all the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> current mess started.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <UNSUBSCRIBES>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <RUNS LIKE HELL>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <rubs hands together with evil glee>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :^)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hey, feel free to send /me/ pix of yourself. ;^)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <cough> girlfriend <cough>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Remember? The toast-y one you're supposed to be snuggling
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> up with?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That was last night. She's making us a late lunch at the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> moment. I'll be happy to show her the pix you send & relay
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> her reaction if that makes you feel better about the idea.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ;^)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> WEBCAM!!!111!
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh sure, like I'd want all of Usenet watching me posting to
>>>>>>>>>>>> Usenet with a half-naked sex-kitten on my lap...
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Should you rethink that post? ;^)
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> And I never said I'd sit on your lap. ;^)
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Sexy though you may well be, if you look back, you'll notice
>>>>>>>>>> that I was referring to the sex-kitten /I already have/. ;^)
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Shaddap, you stupid cunt. One for each hand. Sheesh.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Lovely idea, but mine would never agree to it, unfortunately.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> <ponders>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Unless maybe DA warmed her up a little first, perhaps...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> It's been known to happen. And I'm sure that given DA's obvious
>>>>>>> skills in the psyche department she can turn the suggestive
>>>>>>> manipulation on and off at will. You just have to give her the
>>>>>>> right motive.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Motive? - I've got yer motive right here:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> <SFX> ZZzzzzzzzip **THUD!*** </SFX>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I have to go and hide now.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> You can run, but you'll just die tired.
>>>>>
>>>>> It's DA and your gf that worry me. I guess your gf doesn't read auk
>>>>> so that means I'm left hoping DA doesn't read that post.
>>>>
>>>> I did read it!
>>>> <STALK>
>>> <BEAN>
>> <ARTICHOKE>
> <LEEK>

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