Re: NOMINATION: Barbara Woodhouse Memorial "Dog Whistle" (Re: NOT GUILTY Re: Ping Lionel (was Re: NOMINATION: Michael Cranston for Bobo Award))

["Kadaitcha Man" <nntp.news@xxxxxxxxx>]

DaRkAnGeL <chaos@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> Thou recreant and most degenerate
traitor. Thou art a traitor, false to thy gods, thy brother and thy
father. Ye writhed:

> On 2007-04-27 23:51:31 -0500, "Kadaitcha Man" <nntp.news@xxxxxxxxx>
> said:
>> DaRkAnGeL <chaos@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> Thou giant traitor. Thou hilding
>> foe. Ye bubbled:
>>
>>> On 2007-04-26 19:12:58 -0500, "Kadaitcha Man" <nntp.news@xxxxxxxxx>
>>> said:
>>>> miguel <mjc101@xxxxxxxxx> Thou dumb innocent. Thou gnawing animal.
>>>> Ye muddled:
>>>>
>>>>> On Thu, 26 Apr 2007 15:32:53 -0600, Art Deco <erfc@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Rhonda Lea Kirk <spunky@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "Art Deco" <erfc@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
>>>>>>> news:260420071440500821%erfc@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
>>>>
>>>>>>>> Was that supposed to be an insult?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Do you play chess?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Did OJ Simpson slash his wife?
>>>>>
>>>>> Do you believe in America?
>>>>> Do you believe in Justice?
>>>>> Do you believe in the Constitution of the United States?
>>>>> Do you believe in the RIGHT TO TRIAL BY JURY?
>>>>>
>>>>> I do.
>>>>>
>>>>> The jury said it.
>>>>> I believe it.
>>>>> That settles it.
>>>>>
>>>>> NOT GUILTY.
>>>>>
>>>>> When the late great Johnny Cochrane told Judge Lance Ito Burrito
>>>>> that OJ Simpson was "absolutely, 100% NOT GUILTY," did the stupid
>>>>> prosecutors listen? No, they didn't. They persecuted a 100% NOT
>>>>> GUILTY man and kept him from hunting for the real killers.
>>>>>
>>>>> Now the trail has gone cold.
>>>>>
>>>>> So, Deco, you must believe in prosecuting the 100% NOT GUILTY
>>>>> because you're some kind of idiot, huh?
>>>>
>>>> BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Very nice trigger. lmao - brilliant - Art asks a
>>>> 6 word question and the frothing loon froths on command, as
>>>> implicitly foretold with the recent words "Are you going to rant
>>>> about OJ Simpson next", and as stated directly 14 days ago, by Art
>>>> himself, 'Pssst -- crasston will defend OJ Simpson to his dying
>>>> breath." For this worthy on cue frothing the likes of which I've
>>>> only ever
>>>> seen Pamela K Russell perform over Michael Jackson, I hereby
>>>> nominate Michael "miguel" Cranston for the Barbara Woodhouse
>>>> Memorial "Dog Whistle" k0oK Award, trained and owned by Art Deco.
>>>>
>>>> Barbara Woodhouse Memorial "Dog Whistle" Award
>>>> Named in honour of the skilful dog-trainer who became a British TV
>>>> personality in the 1980s, this award is given jointly to the best
>>>> trained net.kook in any given month and to his or her trainer.
>>>> Possible examples of good training include obedience to one's
>>>> owner's commands to reply to posts, and devotion in following one's
>>>> owner around from group to group and through the Google archive.
>>>> House-training, which, regrettably, is a rare accomplishment for a
>>>> kook, isn't a prerequisite. Woof. Do I hear seconds?
>>>
>>> Heartily and exuberantly seconded.
>>
>> :)
>>
>>> That is, if I'm allowed to vote ....
>>
>> The only ones that can't vote, nominate or second are socks and
>> official kooks.
>>
>>> :^)
>
> I think I'm more of a fish-net stocking, really. ;^)

With garters?

<salivate>

> Oh ... that's not what you meant.

It is now.

> Damn.
> :^)

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