URGENT - FROTH ALERT (Re: NOMINATION: Dark Angel for Salinger HLS was Re: Loonel has a gerbil up his as$ right now)

["Kadaitcha Man" <nntp.news@xxxxxxxxx>]

Kali <kali@xxxxxxxxxx> Thou caterpillar of the commonwealth. Thou art
like the harpy, which, to betray, dost with thine angels face, seize
with thine eagle's talons. Ye chinned:

> Yes, it's called the need to defend one's self against false
> accusations.

Bunny-boiler attachment point identified.

URGENT - FROTH ALERT
NATIONAL BUNNY-BOILER WATCH SERVICE
730 AM MDT TUE APR 24 2007

..HEAVY FROTH DEVELOPING IN REPLY TO THE ABOVE QUOTED TEXT...

A STRONG STORM OF RAGE AND INDIGNATION WILL BRING PLENTIFUL ACCUSATIONS AND
SELF-DECEPTIONS DRIVING ACROSS ALT.USENET.KOOKS.

LOCATIONS IN THE WARNING INCLUDE BUT ARE NOT LIMITED TO ALT.DESIGN.GRAPHICS,
ALT.HACKERS.MALICIOUS, ALT.2600, ALT.ALIEN.VAMPIRE.FLONK.FLONK.FLONK, AND
ALT.USENET.KOOKS.

THE FROTHER IS CAPABLE OF PRODUCING LARGE DAMAGING LIES UP TO LONDON BUS
SIZE...AND DAMAGING ACCUSATIONS IN EXCESS OF 60 WORDS PER MINUTE. PREPARE
FOR SEVERE BOUTS OF CLUELESSNESS INTERSPERSED WITH EXASPERATION AS WELL AS
PERIODS OF OBSESSION. MELODRAMATIC REFERENCES TO PUBLIC BREAST GRABBING AND
OTHER LIFE-THREATENING SITUATIONS ARE A FEATURE OF THIS FROTHER. DO NOT
UNDERESTIMATE THE HISTRIONICS - BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR DRAMATIC
MISREPRESENTATIONS, ERRATIC BEHAVIOUR AND INSINCERE OR EXAGGERATED
EXPRESSIONS OF SUFFERING.

THIS IS A DANGEROUS K00K. IF YOU ARE IN ITS PATH...PREPARE IMMEDIATELY FOR
DAMAGING BLASTS...SELF-DESTRUCTIVE DELUSIONS...AND DEADLY CLOUDS OF VAPOURS.
POSTERS IN THE VICINITY OF THE WARNED AREA SHOULD MOVE TO A NUCLEAR FROTH
SHELTER...PREFERABLY IN DEEP SPACE.

IF YOU ARE IN THE VICINITY OF THE WARNED AREA DO NOT POST ANYTHING INTO THE
THREADS THAT THE K00K IS POSTING INTO UNLESS YOU ARE HEAPING SCORN AND
DERISION UPON THE K00K'S INTENDED TARGET OR ARE OFFERING MORAL SUPPORT TO
THE K00K. FAILURE TO HEED THIS WARNING WILL CAUSE THE WRATH OF THE K00K TO
BE DIRECTED AT YOU AND YOU WILL BE ATTACKED WITH PERSISTENT, MEANINGLESS
COMPLAINING AND WHINING.

THE FROTHER MAKES HEAVY USE OF PKB ACCUSATIONS. IF YOU ACCUSE THE K00K OF
BEING INSANE IT WILL ACCUSE YOU OF BEING INSANE WITHIN ONE HOUR THEN IT WILL
ASSERT THAT YOU PKB'D IT. IF YOU ACCUSE THE K00K OF BEING A PSYCHO-STALKER
IT WILL ACCUSE YOU OF BEING A PSYCHO-STALKER WITHIN ONE HOUR THEN IT WILL
ASSERT THAT YOU PKB'D IT. IF YOU ACCUSE THE K00K OF SLINGING ITS KNICKERS
AROUND IT WILL CLAIM IT IS SLINGING YOUR KNICKERS AROUND WITHIN ONE HOUR
THEN IT WILL ASSERT THAT YOU PKB'D IT. IF YOU TELL THE K00K IT DOES NOT
MATTER HOW MUCH THE KOOK TWISTS AND TURNS IT WILL TELL YOU IT DOES NOT
MATTER HOW MUCH YOU TWIST AND TURN WITHIN ONE HOUR THEN IT WILL ASSERT THAT
YOU PKB'D IT. IF YOU TELL THE K00K THAT IT CANNOT JUSTIFY ITS BEHAVIOUR IT
WILL TELL YOU THAT YOU CANNOT JUSTIFY YOUR BEHAVIOUR WITHIN ONE HOUR THEN IT
WILL ASSERT THAT YOU PKB'D IT.

IF YOU USE PLURAL PRONOUNS TO REFER TO OTHER PEOPLE THE K00K WILL DEMAND
THAT YOU CREATE A LITS FOR ITS IMMEDIATE CONSUMPTION. IF YOU TELL THE K00K
IT IS LYING IT WILL ASSERT THAT EVERYTHING IT HAS LIED ABOUT IS TRUE AND
WHAT YOU ARE SAYING IS NOT TRUE.

***CAUTION*** THIS K00K IS KNOWN TO REVISE HISTORY BY APPLYING A NEGATIVE
CONTEXT TO THE HISTORY. MAJOR HISTORICAL REVISIONS ARE FOLLOWED BY A RAPID
AND HIGHLY BIZARRE MANOEUVRE THAT DRAGS THE HORRIBLY DISTORTED HISTORY OVER
THE INTERVENING TIMESPAN AND INTO TO THE PRESENT. THIS MEANS THAT IF YOU
WERE PISSED OFF AT THE CAT FOR SHITTING IN THE CORNER TWELVE MONTHS AGO THEN
YOU WERE PISSED OFF AT THE CAT IN ALL THE INTERVENING TIME AND ARE STILL
PISSED OFF AT THE CAT IN THE PRESENT. NO AMOUNT OF LOGIC WILL CONVINCE THE
K00K THAT ITS BRAIN IS FUCKED OR THAT IT HAS REVISED HISTORY TO SUIT ITSELF.

ADDITIONAL CAUTION: THE K00K IS EXPECTED TO MAKE MANY REFERENCES TO MICHAEL
CRANSTON ATTORNEY. MICHAEL CRANSTON ATTORNEY IS THE K00K'S FORMER KNIGHT IN
SHINING TINFOIL HOWEVER THE K00K HAS BEEN ABANDONED BY CRANSTON AND NOW
TAKES SUCCOUR FROM ANY AND ALL NETK00KS FURTHER STRENGTHENING ITS POSTION AS
AN UNWANTED INTERLOPER, SOCIAL OUTCAST AND PARIAH.

SLOP AND SLOSH WILL STRENGTHEN AND CONTINUE THROUGH TONIGHT. THIS WILL BRING
HEAVY ACRIMONY TO CERTAIN ALT.USENET.KOOKS PATRONS. MOUNTAINS CAN BE
EXPECTED TO UPROOT THEMSELVES AND FLEE. THE VEHEMENT HYSTERICS SHOULD BEGIN
TO DIMINISH LATE TONIGHT AS THE FROTHER MOVES INTO LOW GEAR FOLLOWED BY AN
ANNOUNCEMENT OF "I STILL LOVE HIM!".

FROTHER SERVICE DOPPLER RADAR INDICATES ADDITIONAL RAGESTORMS MOVING INTO
THE WARNED AREA IN COMING DAYS. FOAM RATES OF AROUND EIGHT INCHES PER HOUR
ARE POSSIBLE WITH SOME OF THE STRONGER OUTBURSTS. THE INDICATED FLOOD STAGE
IN ALT.USENET.KOOKS IS 9.0 FEET. CURRENT STAGE HEIGHT IN ALT.USENET.KOOKS
CONTINUES TO HOVER AROUND 4 FEET 7 INCHES.

DO NOT SUBSCRIBE TO NEWSGROUPS WHERE THE FROTH COVERS THE VIDEO DISPLAY. THE
FROTH DEPTH MAY BE TOO GREAT TO ALLOW YOU TO READ SAFELY. MOVE TO HIGHER
MORAL GROUND. CONTACT YOUR NEAREST AND DEAREST. MAKE THE SMART CHOICE...TURN
AROUND...DONT DROWN.




--
alt.usenet.kooks
"We are arrant knaves all, believe none of us."
Hamlet, Act 3, Scene 1 [129]

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Line & Sinker: September 2005, April 2006, January 2007.
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