Re: NOMINATION: Barbara Woodhouse Memorial "Dog Whistle" (Re: NOT GUILTY Re: Ping Lionel (was Re: NOMINATION: Michael Cranston for Bobo Award))

[DaRkAnGeL <chaos@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

On 2007-04-27 23:51:31 -0500, "Kadaitcha Man" <nntp.news@xxxxxxxxx> said:

> DaRkAnGeL <chaos@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> Thou giant traitor. Thou hilding
> foe. Ye bubbled:
>
>> On 2007-04-26 19:12:58 -0500, "Kadaitcha Man" <nntp.news@xxxxxxxxx>
>> said:
>>> miguel <mjc101@xxxxxxxxx> Thou dumb innocent. Thou gnawing animal. Ye
>>> muddled:
>>>
>>>> On Thu, 26 Apr 2007 15:32:53 -0600, Art Deco <erfc@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
>>>> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Rhonda Lea Kirk <spunky@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> "Art Deco" <erfc@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
>>>>>> news:260420071440500821%erfc@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
>>>
>>>>>>> Was that supposed to be an insult?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Do you play chess?
>>>>>
>>>>> Did OJ Simpson slash his wife?
>>>>
>>>> Do you believe in America?
>>>> Do you believe in Justice?
>>>> Do you believe in the Constitution of the United States?
>>>> Do you believe in the RIGHT TO TRIAL BY JURY?
>>>>
>>>> I do.
>>>>
>>>> The jury said it.
>>>> I believe it.
>>>> That settles it.
>>>>
>>>> NOT GUILTY.
>>>>
>>>> When the late great Johnny Cochrane told Judge Lance Ito Burrito
>>>> that OJ Simpson was "absolutely, 100% NOT GUILTY," did the stupid
>>>> prosecutors listen? No, they didn't. They persecuted a 100% NOT
>>>> GUILTY man and kept him from hunting for the real killers.
>>>>
>>>> Now the trail has gone cold.
>>>>
>>>> So, Deco, you must believe in prosecuting the 100% NOT GUILTY
>>>> because you're some kind of idiot, huh?
>>>
>>> BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Very nice trigger. lmao - brilliant - Art asks a
>>> 6 word question and the frothing loon froths on command, as
>>> implicitly foretold with the recent words "Are you going to rant
>>> about OJ Simpson next", and as stated directly 14 days ago, by Art
>>> himself, 'Pssst -- crasston will defend OJ Simpson to his dying
>>> breath." For this worthy on cue frothing the likes of which I've only
>>> ever
>>> seen Pamela K Russell perform over Michael Jackson, I hereby
>>> nominate Michael "miguel" Cranston for the Barbara Woodhouse
>>> Memorial "Dog Whistle" k0oK Award, trained and owned by Art Deco.
>>>
>>> Barbara Woodhouse Memorial "Dog Whistle" Award
>>> Named in honour of the skilful dog-trainer who became a British TV
>>> personality in the 1980s, this award is given jointly to the best
>>> trained net.kook in any given month and to his or her trainer.
>>> Possible examples of good training include obedience to one's
>>> owner's commands to reply to posts, and devotion in following one's
>>> owner around from group to group and through the Google archive.
>>> House-training, which, regrettably, is a rare accomplishment for a
>>> kook, isn't a prerequisite. Woof. Do I hear seconds?
>>
>> Heartily and exuberantly seconded.
>
> :)
>
>> That is, if I'm allowed to vote ....
>
> The only ones that can't vote, nominate or second are socks and official
> kooks.
>
>> :^)

I think I'm more of a fish-net stocking, really. ;^)
Oh ... that's not what you meant.
Damn.
:^)
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