OT: Bond... James Bond

["Robert L Bass" <no-sales-spam@bassburglaralarms>]

A very confident James Bond walks into
a bar and takes a seat next to a very
attractive woman. He gives her a quick
glance, and then casually looks at his
watch for a moment.

The woman notices this and asks, "Is
your date running late?"

"No," he replies, "Q has just given me
this state-of-the-art watch. I was just
testing it."

The intrigued woman says,
"A state-of-the-art watch? What's so
special about it?"!

Bond explains, "It uses alpha waves
to talk to me telepathically."

The lady says, "What's it telling you
now?"

Bond says "Well, it says you're not
wearing any knickers...."

The woman giggles and replies,
"Well it must be broken because I
am wearing knickers!"

Bond smirks, taps his watch and
says, "Bloody thing's an hour fast."


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