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Very funny and reminds me of the following story my Dad told when he =
came home from work.
Many Many years ago my Dad worked at a Ford Dealership as the new car =
mechanic. On a particular day a customers car was towed into the shop. =
The owner said it stopped on the highway and he could not get it =
started. After some investigation it was determined that the engine was =
seized up due to no oil in the pan. When asked if the red oil light had =
come on the customer said;=20
Well yes, a few weeks ago and I got so tired of looking a it I reached =
up behind the dash and pulled it out. =20
Do you think these people are related in some way????
Have a good day and remember that these people are being produced =
somewhere to put a smile on everybody else face, especially mine.
"Robert L Bass" <no-sales-spam@bassburglaralarms> wrote in message =
news:arqdnU6yyecHH_jbnZ2dnUVZ_o2vnZ2d@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Every so often we get one of those calls where the
customer is definitely out in the ozone. This morning
a lady called asking if we could help her find out who
is tracking her. I explained that we're not a detective
agency but, out of curiosity, asked what made her
believe she's being tracked. She said someone has
installed a GPS tracking system in her truck. I asked
where the device is. She said it's somewhere inside
the dashboard. Suspecting a loony, I asked if she
could see the device.
"No, but a light is showing next to the speedometer.
It looks like an oil can and it says '15%' next to it."
I explained that's just a reminder to change the oil.
She was adamant, "They're definitely tracking my
movement."
I suggested she contact the local police department.
Hopefully, they'll refer her to a "professional" who
can assist her.
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Regards,
Robert L Bass
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Bass Home Electronics
941-925-8650
4883 Fallcrest Circle
Sarasota =B7 Florida =B7 34233
http://www.bassburglaralarms.com
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<DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2>Very funny and reminds me of the =
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story my Dad told when he came home from work.</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2>Many Many years ago my Dad worked =
at a Ford=20
Dealership as the new car mechanic. On a particular day a =
customers car=20
was towed into the shop. The owner said it stopped on the highway =
and he=20
could not get it started. After some investigation it was =
determined that=20
the engine was seized up due to no oil in the pan. When asked if =
the red=20
oil light had come on the customer said; </FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2>Well yes, a few weeks ago and I got so =
tired of=20
looking a it I reached up behind the dash and pulled it=20
out. </FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2>Do you think these people are related =
in some=20
way????</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2>Have a good day and remember that =
these people=20
are being produced somewhere to put a smile on everybody else face, =
especially mine.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2></FONT> </DIV>
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<DIV>"Robert L Bass" <<A=20
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href=3D"mailto:no-sales-spam@bassburglaralarms";>no-sales-spam@bassburglar=
alarms</A>>=20
wrote in message <A=20
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href=3D"news:arqdnU6yyecHH_jbnZ2dnUVZ_o2vnZ2d@xxxxxxxxxxx";>news:arqdnU6yy=
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<DIV><FONT size=3D2>Every so often we get one of those calls where=20
the</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2>customer is definitely out in the ozone. =
This=20
morning</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2>a lady called asking if we could help her find out =
who</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2>is tracking her. I explained that we're not =
a=20
detective</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2>agency but, out of curiosity, asked what made=20
her</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2>believe she's being tracked. She said =
someone=20
has</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2>installed a GPS tracking system in her =
truck. I=20
asked</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2>where the device is. She said it's somewhere =
inside</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2>the dashboard. Suspecting a loony, I asked =
if=20
she</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2>could see the device.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2>"No, but a light is showing next to the=20
speedometer.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2>It looks like an oil can and it says '15%' next to =
it."</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2>I explained that's just a reminder to change the=20
oil.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2>She was adamant, "They're definitely tracking =
my</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2>movement."</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2>I suggested she </FONT><FONT size=3D2>contact the =
local police=20
department.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2>Hopefully, they'll refer her to a "professional"=20
who</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2>can assist her.</FONT></DIV><FONT size=3D2>
<DIV><BR>-- </DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV>Regards,<BR>Robert L Bass</DIV>
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Electronics<BR>941-925-8650<BR>4883 Fallcrest Circle<BR>Sarasota =B7 =
Florida =B7=20
34233<BR><A=20
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