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Re: HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR: 2032



Robert Bass' head is revived after having been discovered under some frozen
peas in a restaurant freezer in Bahia.  The first word he spoke was:
"Bullfrank."


"Robert L Bass" <no-sales-spam@bassburglaralarms> wrote in message
news:oJ-dnVHZpewm0SPYnZ2dnUVZ_riknZ2d@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
> Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and
livestock.
>
> Baby conceived naturally.  Scientists stumped.
>
> Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.
>




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