Re: ^*^*^^*^*^* Barely Legal Alarms! ^*^^*^*^*^^

[Carnival Midway Hawker <dont@xxxxxxxxxxx>]

On Fri, 26 Jan 2007 14:48:16 GMT, Frank Olson
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>Carnival Midway Hawker wrote:
>> On Fri, 26 Jan 2007 07:19:21 GMT, Frank Olson
>> <Use_the_email_links@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>>
>>
>>>Carnival Midway Hawker scribbled some really bad words:
>>>
>>>
>>>>My sense of ha-ha is still there, you cocksucker.   You just blew <--
>>>>the excitement by being the HoMo you are!   Jebus Frank-- We could
>>>>have carried this one on if you would have went along.
>>>
>>>
>>>Awww...  Shucks...  Here I thought I could really hurt Bass' business!!
>>> And I dreamed up some new bullshit too!
>>
>>
>> Well fuck man.....  don't you have a new flying machine or a new way
>> to defy gravity??
>
>We're trying out this really cool new jet pack.  Our #5 service tech,
>Lionel will be "zipping" around the city later this morning.  Hopefully
>he'll be a little more "on the ball" than our #6 service tech who set
>his hair on fire yesterday because he pointed one of the nozzles the
>wrong way.  He's OK, but looks a little like Hannibal Lechter now.  I
>figure we'll keep him behind the counter for a few weeks until his hair
>grows back...


Please pass along my sympathies to the Hannibal dude, I guess you'll
take his place in the field and let him be 'counter clerk' for a
while.  As far as Lionel is concerned -- well, he needs to learn to
fly.  I saw that bastard flying over Royal Oak & Sprott and he has no
clue about performing the proper snap roll technique.   Maybe more
time in the 737 simulator will help.