Re: home security alarm system repair

["Roland" <roland@xxxxxxxxxxxx>]

It is much better to reach into a dark attic or crawlspace and feel
something wet only to find you have put your hand into a bait tray full of
decaying rat carcasses. Stew just never looks the same after that.
"Crash Gordon" <webmaster@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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>I refused to fix a woman's system due to attic rats (real ones). They had
> chewed all the insulation off the alarm wires AND electric wires to the AC
> unit and a lot of other stuff. Plus there was 2 inches of rat shit
> everywhere. I told her she HAD to get an electrician there and a pest
> control guy first as that stuff was way more important. Also told her I
> wasn't gonna have my guys crawl around in the rat poop (this was back
> during
> the Hanta virus thing) so they needed to get that cleaned out too.
>
> A month later she calls and wants the alarm fixed...I go over there and it
> was same deal...nothing was done...so we left and never went back.
>
>
> "Doug" <not@xxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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> | Yes we just had the front door replaced but that shouldn't affect it,
> there
> | is something wrong with your alarm, not my new door.
> |
> | Doug
> |
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> | "I brive a dus" <alarminstall@xxxxxxx> wrote in message
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> |
> | > Clients think you're clairvoyant when they call complaining how the
> | > alarm has suddenly damaged their phone lines and you ask if the phone
> | > company was there recently.
> | > Or when the front door won't clear and you ask if the trouble started
> | > when the door was replaced.
> | > "Oh, how did you know?"
> | > It's the crystal ball, baby, it's the crystal ball.
> | >
> |
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