Re: Another dumb burglar

["KPONEILL2006" <kponeill2006@xxxxxxxxx>]

Without trying to be an asshole, if this were my business, I'd be a
bit concerned about the competency of my Sales Team? Regardless of the
fact that the "other businesses" were in the same building as me, they
certainly should've been made fully aware of the fact that "business
is business" and that no-one recieves "freebies". More fool whom, the
people whom have gone without paying for the services they now recieve
or you, the person that has missed out on that income for all that
time?

P.S: Simply a business minded approach, no offence intended.


I brive a dus wrote:
> Once again a moron has attempted to break into my office. This latest
> try was on Friday morning at 3:10am. Dumbo enters the building through
> an UNLOCKED door. He walks up the stairs and tries to jimmy my door
> open. It immediately dawns on him that the door belongs to a security
> company so he turns his attention to the other businesses in the
> building. After 5 minutes he finally opens the door to one of the
> businesses. It's at that point that he decides he might be best suited
> if he put his gloves on.
> He enters their office and steals $65 along with their mail. Now he
> ventures to the back hallway and breaks into the other business where
> he spends an hour trying to open a safe. Frustrated by his lack of
> success he departs the building leaving a gigantic mess.
> So how do I know these details?
> Ahhhhhhhh we installed cameras in the building when we first moved in.
> Bozo was staring at the cameras for a bit. FWIW it's a Mace DVR and
> the quality was awesome.
>
> Why didn't an alarm go off when he broke into the other 2 businesses?
> Well they never really felt like they'd need one because after all
> with an alarm company in the building wouldn't a crook think the whole
> placed was protected and just break in elsewhere?
>
> Can it get any funnier?
> But of course. One of the businesses decided to beef up security by
> changing the locks even though he gained entry because someone forgot
> to lock the door. The other business saw the light and had us install
> a system.
>
> Window stickers and yard signs are NOT security!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
> If I can ever figure out how the hell to post footage I will.